And opened it outside and it exploded, kefir everywah. On the ground, on my, on the nice shop front. Turns out it was a day out of date.
Anyway, as I was mopping the kefir a homeless man came over and did the "could you spare some money for a night on a hostel thing" and I said "this is really BAD timing, dude" and he gave me a look like "when would be a good time for me to tell you about my utter destitution, you kefir soaked cow?"
Anyway watch the dates in that shop. I guess not that many people are willing to spend £7 on 100ml of fizzy milk.
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Next time just get some from Sainsburys or Tescos. Take the bottle back if it was a day out of date and get your money back. And maybe buy a new top. Heehee! xxx
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The stuff from the supermarket isn't as good (unless a key measure of goodness is not exploding on the user). I am sad, it was a promising shop!
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Why isn't it as good? Genuine q! x
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It's pasteurised with a small number of added bacteria rather than naturally curated. The explosion was in fact arguably a good sign. I night get a starter kit next time.
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"when would be a good time for me to tell you about my utter destitution, you kefir soaked cow?"
HEH!
Also, WTF is Kefir?
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Hello darkness my old friend...
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In Europe it is a fermented drink usually milk based
In South Africa it's a racial slur and in the middle East a heathen I think
So use judiciously
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That's way too complicated. Will avoid.
Why do you like it?
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They sell kefir in Gail's in ridiculously small bottles for about £3.99 a go.
In my world it goes into the category of things that you know exist but ignore totally, like eyeliner and yachts costing £50 million or more.
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"kefir"?
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Why not stick to proper food like haggis, neeps, etc?
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I'm actually having those tonight!
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oops
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Have you spent the rest of the day explaining to people that the stains really are from exploding kefir?
Oh and haggis for me on Saturday as we are having a rather belated Burns Supper.
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i thought this was going to be a post about tom from the archers
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Hahaha funnily enough that had not crossed my mind until right now.
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What is Tom up to? Has he become a jihadi?
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PS clubbers I saw Johnny mercer mp today and he reminds me of you a lot.
I mean in a good way faod.
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I have no idea how status works in Tory circles (but that chap wears brogues to Annabel's!) so apolz if this is a bad comparison.
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Isn’t that an Isis problem as well? Stains from exploding kefir?
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Hence my jihadi remark but cheers for the hepeat as ever, dahlink.
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Alright heh anyway
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Oh, sorry I thought that you were talking about this ‘Tom from the Archers’, but as I have never listened to that programme I just assumed that it was apposite to a story line
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kefir shop that might suit you here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq7-cXqDIFM
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I went through a phase of liking the archers but then the medication kicked in
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