So I'm working from home and I come for a poo in my office toilet. Somehow the handle mechanism has broken and the latch won't open on the door. I am trapped. I have no phone and Mrs Partridge is out. The cleaner couldn't hear my cries for help and my mobile is outside. Thank the lord I brought my laptop for a poo. Am now emailing my friends and family.
Sweepstake on how quickly I can obtain assistance to break out of my shitter using only emails?