I actually fainted at Wimbledon

I got sunstroke. First time ever fainting. Such a surreal experience. 

Did you come round to find Rafa taking care of you?

." Let me quickly take down Pimm’s: the problem is not merely that it doesn’t taste like alcohol. It tastes so unlike alcohol that it edges towards the most childish zone of the soft drinks arena, and if you are happy to drink cream soda with bits in all evening, why not do that? Proving, perhaps, that a lot of drunkenness depends on taste, you don’t even feel drunk while you’re drinking it. The first you get to hear about its alcohol content is when you fall over."


I hope you fainted clean away into the arms of a considerate and caring billionaire?