I assume they mean he did it against the wall but have comedy visions of a drunken man balancing on top of a wall a single brick wide with his trousers down trying to squeeze one out without falling off the wall.
I still think marginally less bizarre than the person who walked through our farmyard into what was very clearly a garden and then shat under tree before cleaning up with a load of tissues that they left on top of the pool of poo.
You’d want to use a cheap white loaf which would be nice and soft.
Oof! The risks of granary don't bear thinking about...
How on earth has this taken two years to come to sentencing?
I would think bread would be a pretty good substitute for toilet paper to be fair to the chap - soft, absorbent, what more could you need?
Baguette would be rather scratchy unless you stop to take time to open it up.
only one question really - what kind of sandwich?
Never wipe with the hand, which
is holding your sandwich.
Do you think he paid for the slice of bread or was it pinched off a loaf?
The sort of chap who'd do this sort of thing is unlikely to use brioche I guess.
What the focaccia
Brings a whole new meaning to sourdough.
Plymouth you say?
Plymouth Herald but the action took place in Lydbrook and bloke was from Coleford. Anyone who's been to Coleford will be surprised only that this behaviour stood out enough to call the police...
Who threw him the sandwich, surely they should be done as an accessory?
Indeed eyeore - the entire bizarre story is explained by the fact that he was from the Forest of Dean.
Where having 9 fingers is the norm...
Where asking "who killed the bears ?" in the wrong village can still get you beaten up...
Well at least it is hard to argue against it all being somewhat organic.
There’s a story in the new Eye that Heil employees in its NYC office have been Bobby Sands-ing the Ladies loo to protest about sexual harassment in the workplace
Let that sink in. If you like, but it’ll be much harder to get our.
Guess it was brown bread?
I assume they mean he did it against the wall but have comedy visions of a drunken man balancing on top of a wall a single brick wide with his trousers down trying to squeeze one out without falling off the wall.
I still think marginally less bizarre than the person who walked through our farmyard into what was very clearly a garden and then shat under tree before cleaning up with a load of tissues that they left on top of the pool of poo.
You’d want to use a cheap white loaf which would be nice and soft.
Oof! The risks of granary don't bear thinking about...
How on earth has this taken two years to come to sentencing?
I would think bread would be a pretty good substitute for toilet paper to be fair to the chap - soft, absorbent, what more could you need?
Baguette would be rather scratchy unless you stop to take time to open it up.
only one question really - what kind of sandwich?
Never wipe with the hand, which
is holding your sandwich.
Do you think he paid for the slice of bread or was it pinched off a loaf?
The sort of chap who'd do this sort of thing is unlikely to use brioche I guess.
What the focaccia
Brings a whole new meaning to sourdough.
Plymouth you say?
Plymouth Herald but the action took place in Lydbrook and bloke was from Coleford. Anyone who's been to Coleford will be surprised only that this behaviour stood out enough to call the police...
Who threw him the sandwich, surely they should be done as an accessory?
Indeed eyeore - the entire bizarre story is explained by the fact that he was from the Forest of Dean.
Where having 9 fingers is the norm...
Where asking "who killed the bears ?" in the wrong village can still get you beaten up...
Well at least it is hard to argue against it all being somewhat organic.
There’s a story in the new Eye that Heil employees in its NYC office have been Bobby Sands-ing the Ladies loo to protest about sexual harassment in the workplace
Let that sink in. If you like, but it’ll be much harder to get our.
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