How often do you think about the Brittas Empire

Only when walking under a water tank tbh

Whenever someone brings a new born into the office, I expect them to try and put it in my filing cabinet

I was once at a law event where Chris Barrie spoke as the post lunch speaker. He ranted the entire time about how he doesn’t get as much work now and how modern tv is annoying. So weird. 

It was a really bleak show.

Gordon was good at heart, but his wife hated him. 

The secretary who kept her baby in a drawer was really depressing.

It was even more desolate that Falling Down starring Michael Douglas. At least they didn’t put a laughter track over that.