How hard are you?

A wasp just flew in my window, I shouted "fvck off" at it in an aggressive voice and it turned round and flew back out again. That is how hard I am.

*bee comes in*

”Hey! It’s Mr Bumble Bee! Let’s get him safely out and on his way” 


*wasp comes in*




every time 



I thought this was about that self assessment you* can do for the quality of your erections and how it indicates heart health 

*you = nutters on the internet, not you per se 

I don't even have to shout and just a look is enough to send them on the way.  Word has got out that I've done for 8 nests already this year.

I'm not sure I'll be able to tell the difference between a bee and a wasp if it's just buzzing around me.