Hobbies you judge people for

1. Excessive weight lifting. It makes me think they must be a bit dim (guys or girls).

2. Ultimate frisbee. This is the lamest 'sport' in existence.

3. Hockey. Unless you are female, in which case fair enough.

1. Quidditch. You can't fly, nerds. (and I love the HP books, but c'moooon)

2. Bus spotting

3. Furries (is this a hobby? I guess it must be).

4. Gaming over several hours a day. Go outside, get some vitamin D.

I am quite judgey so I am sure I can come up with more.

Then I feel guilty because why shouldn't people have fun

It's just when they take it so seriously and relentlessly try to sell you tickets

Hunting, let alone trophy hunting (in which case I *will* hit you - feeling big pulling the trigger on a defenseless animal? Wanker

fishing - are you super boring or do you have a book with you?

football - you do what everyone does , to fit in, or maybe it is fun after all?

model builder - yawners mate, so now you have a miniature airplane from we1, congrats

Gaming 45 min a day, I guess there are fun games such as grand theft auto

anything in excess is weird

I also am suspicious of people without hobbies

or without interest in any music 

Painting wine boxes into buses.

Running through wheat fields.

Adults that do Lego

Adults that still pay football at the weekends (not professionals obv)

Also Hunting. cunts. 

a friend plays bridge.

 

if somebody pesters him to buy a ticket to come to an am dram performance, he says, "fine, as long as you pay to come and watch me play bridge".

 

I might adopt this approach

Dusty think furries are more of a fetish than a hobby.

Golf

Hanging around the David Lloyd en famille at the weekends 

linda, what do you think of golfers? and do you judge someone like me the same? I play about 1 round a year. 2 in a good year

I noticed the other day that a solicitor acting for the other side listed his hobbies (on his firm's website) as "cooking" and "spending time with family". Mental. Just mental.

Anything that involves taking pleasure from harming animals- uberkhunt right there.

 skateboarders.

anybody who is good at 10 pinbowling

people who appear to have spent their whole life watching films and middling tv

 

 

"Hanging around the David Lloyd en famille at the weekends "

 

What a weird weird thing to have an issue with! 
 

I thought writing 'quidditch' was some kind of weird joke then I googled it and saw fully grown adults doing this. This fact makes me uneasy.

I'm also sceptical of people with no hobbies.

I want to add 'circus school' stuff to the list. Not cool things like doing backflips or trapeze but nonsense like juggling.

Not sure if it count as a "hobby" but anyone who talks about their car other than in the context of getting from A to B.

le-eagle, surely that's what you say when you don't want to list your real hobbies.

I saw on a CV....

 

"active member of local drumming group" 

 

bin. 

 

 

Adults that do Lego Wibble? Guilty as charged.

The creations are pretty good though, so i've been told.

I don't do it every day, but more fun for me than watching TV

"linda, what do you think of golfers?"

think of all the people you know who play golf regularly, and whether they are good people or not. 

"Hanging around the David Lloyd en famille at the weekends "

 

What a weird weird thing to have an issue with! 

Oh come on such people are revolting 

Skateboarding is mega fun , it was all encompassing at the time

cooking is a legit hobby

golf - done it once, gets a pass

Worse than skateboarding is people on scooters.

In the mountains I judge people on snowblades as being the lowest form of life.

Anna - wot bullshit. Sk8 Boarding is kewl no end, the only cap is your bodily ability

got a friend who does it in his 40s and top notch

I am not sure I have a hobby per se

I walk far, I like nice food and drink, I watch films, I read books, I am learning languages. R these hobbies?

maybe we should have a good hobbies thread

Anyone who on a dating app lists things that all people do as hobbies such as watching TV, spending time with friends, etc.

Anna - wot bullshit. Sk8 Boarding is kewl no end, the only cap is your bodily ability

got a friend who does it in his 40s and top notch

Your friend is clearly a twat.

People who have as their hobby judging other people for their hobbies.

"Hanging around the David Lloyd en famille at the weekends "

We can go on Saturday if you want ;) heehee! xx

Err no he isn’t. He lives in Nairobi and Germany and has founded „skate aid“, an organization which brings equipment to Kenya and builds skate parks there. He skates and practices martial arts most of the time, he also works freelance for the foreign ministry 

he has fun whilst doing something good whilst we are doc blozzing

you can be quite judgmental 

 

another for circus skills here

- diablo

- poi

- fire sticks

 

Fuck off and wash your hair

He also designs websites 

he is superior to you and me in so many respects

Phoebs, you'd have a field day walking around Glasto, I can tell ya!

Dusty, I know it is not for me.

 

I was bad enough at uni where they all gathered on the beach outside my house

Anything with extreme in the title

e.g. Extreme Ironing

Also planking

Flash mobbing

Err no he isn’t. He lives in Nairobi and Germany and has founded „skate aid“, an organization which brings equipment to Kenya and builds skate parks there.

Fucking hell, what did Kenya do to deserve that?

Skateboarders are enough of a nuisance here.

Worse than skateboarding is people on scooters.

I hate people on scooters too, but at least they are going somewhere. Skateboarding is just moving for the sake of it (but not in a way that will actually give you an aerobic workout or something useful like that).

Kendo.

A good friend from school went and did physics at uni and was telling us about his 'arch riemesis' for getting dean's list.

'What's he like?'

'Er, well....he's really into kendo'

'lol'

Oh no, wait a minute.

That’s a hobby where you judge people.

My mistake.

And what is dancing then if not moving for the sake of it? Or ice skating 

skateboarding is one of the greatest hobbies one can have

Dancing and ice skating involve a lot more skill and can actually be interesting and enjoyable for other people to watch.

I used to think that the only good thing about the local council using people's taxes to build a skate park was that the skateboarders would all congregate in one place where normal people could ignore them.

But no, the fuckers are still denting people's vehicles in the multi storey car park.

Trophy, fox and driven grouse (or whatever the catchall term for posh twats blasting hundreds of birds out of the sky is).

Deer stalking and American style wilderness hunting are Ok with me, as long as for culling and/or food.

Apologies if I'm not using the correct terminology, but generally if you are eating everything that you are killing, and not killing anything more than you need to eat, I'm cool with it.

Ok i shall reply politely - it is a matter of taste and I’m not sure if you have seen skillful skateboarding 

None, but I judge someone who has no hobbies harshly.

this will come as a surprise to very few but if a dating profile contains a pic of them on a skateboard they get an immediate swipe right

1.  Hunt saboteurs (nasty little cunts the lot of them - if they're so concerned, why don't the volunteer to get hunted instead?)

2.  Historical re-enactment societies (Sealed Knot etc.)

3.  Cos players

4.  Swingers

5.  Skateboarders

6.  Protestors

7.  Charity collections people (not professional chuggers, although I hate them too)

8.  Jesus freaks

9.   Islamofreaks

10.  Any other kind of religious freaks

Tragic is when people don’t have fun

skateboarders do have fun - lots 

it requires skill, stamina and burns shyteloads of calories. Ever seen a fat skateboarder?

If I was in the uk, not only would I be a hunting saboteur, I would be a violent one

Why is ice skating then not for children, or skiing or snowboarding?

Skateboarding is nothing like those things. Those things are all sports. Skateboarding is playing with a toy designed for children.

Skateboarding is nothing like those things. Those things are all sports. Skateboarding is playing with a toy designed for children.

DD, then I would take pleasure in thrashing you about the face with a riding crop.

 

And I don't even ride.

 

I don't agree with hunting on horses (especially now you're not actually allowed to hunt any more, but are just following trails, which is a little ghey), but to be opposed to hunting in general is just mindless.  How is it any different to animals getting killed in slaughterhouses every day?

We already have food on the table incl meat

why kill some of the few wild animals left, or cruelly killing beautiful foxes??

I once a hunt sab for a while. 

As hobbies go that was the most fun one I have ever had. 

Just seeing the angry ragey cunts on horses losing their shit when you ruin their disgusting killing is just wonderful. 

 

M6 of mine is into competitive axe throwing.  It's like psycho darts.  Then again the same bloke is also keen to go helicopter wild hog hunting in Texas where, yes, you've guessed it, you shoot at wild pigs from a helicopter with an assault rifle.  He's from the Deep South and ex-US special forces so he's probably not that mad in context.  

ANNA is in troll modus?  You clearly lack self awareness. 

 

FAOD I have never killed a fox, just things to eat.  Rabbits, pigeons, pheasant, divers wildfowl, the occasional deer and some duck.  Although I don't like shooting duck (call me sentimental).

Wibble, that does not surprise me, you fucking hippy.

I'm with DD on this.

Skateboarding is an Olympic sport and is in no way different to skiing, surfing, ice skating or snowboarding.

And yes, Violent hunt saboteurs should be celebrated with honours and anyone who hunts with hounds should have boiling oil pumped up their rectums.

skateboarding is not just for children. it's for slightly dim children

What Diceman said.

It's for children without the athleticism for real sport, the creativity for the arts, or the attention span for a good book. 

choirs, mark of the fucking twat.

People who cycle and spend more than £2k on their bike.

People who talk about sailing - if you have more sailing discussions than sailing trips, you're boring khunt.

re-enactments, big time weirdo.

collecting things that have no value (I don't mean cost, I mean beatles memorabilia - fine, but if you collect DVD cardboard slip cases, or commemorative plates/figurines that have no or an artificial scarcity, fucking moron).

Actually I agree with her.  It's for the kids with made up diseases to mask their being thickos/ill-bred little cunts (like ADHD)

I expect that both Lady P and BadmanRoFer have tried skateboarding precisely once and used their faces as brakes. 

Proper stunt skate boarding on a big half pipe takes some skill and balls.  However, most skateboarders seem to stand next to obstacles chatting to their mates before trying a tiny trick and falling off again.

I have managed to ski and surf and ice skate without doing myself an injury though. smiley

I used to be very good on a skateboard.  But then I turned 13 and gave it up, as I discovered girls and stopped wetting the bed.

Buzz, shooting hogs with an assault rifle sounds a bit ghey. Surely they could fit the chopper with Hellfire missiles, rocket launchers, etc.?  That way they wouldn't need to cook the hog afterwards either.

Hog hunting by AH64 Apache.  It's the future of sport. 

Badman being very good on the skateboard - and ending his desire to wet the bed by removing his cock and bladder.

lol Buzz's mate sounds awesome.

The worst thing about skateboarding is all the ex-pros just work in bars and stuff because they don't make much money. Except Tony Hawk

Yes.   We call them "dropouts". 

 

 

Jellymonster, have you taken your tablets this morning?

Tony Hawk was skating last week and some kids asked him if he was Tony hawk, he said he was - and they looked at him and decided he was too old so told him he wasn't.

 

Look on my pop shovit, ye-mighty and despair.

Anyone who thinks that athleticism, creativity and determination are not required for skateboarding either don't know what those three qualities are or doesn't know anything about skateboarding.

Your opinions are therefore invalid.

I'm not sure there would be much left of the hog if you twatted it with a hellfire and finished it off with a burst from a 30mm chain gun. The bloke's dad was a Thunderbirds display pilot so maybe being a loon is genetic. 

Anyone who thinks that athleticism, creativity and determination are not required for skateboarding either don't know what those three qualities are or doesn't know anything about skateboarding.

*sniggers*

Can I just congratulate Mugen for an excellent tun-hunting cripfightbait choice of topic.

Yeah he probably should have refrained from replying and gone for the perfect tun tbf.

I'm just annoyed that no-one drilled down into my first list (repeated for ease of reference):

  • choirs, mark of the fucking twat.
  • People who cycle and spend more than £2k on their bike.
  • People who talk about sailing - if you have more sailing discussions than sailing trips, you're boring khunt.
  • re-enactments, big time weirdo.
  • collecting things that have no value (I don't mean cost, I mean beatles memorabilia - fine, but if you collect DVD cardboard slip cases, or commemorative plates/figurines that have no or an artificial scarcity, fucking moron).

What LP said about skateboarding. I saw a bloke in his 40s using one on the south bank, wearing a suit. He fell off.