Hiow much booze are you planning to drink today
Anonymous (not verified) 21 Feb 20 11:12
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pint of Beer before lunch

2-3 glasses of red with lunch

2-3 g&ts in the lounge afterwards 

depending on how pissed I am at that stage probably a can on the train home

if I stop at the pub on the way home then fook knows, otherwise I’ll just use up some of the stubbies in the garage

Was out last night so feeling a little delicate today. Probably not much as I am spending my evening packing for my holiday tomorrow. Might have a beer and a couple of whiskies while I pack.

"Ducks, in your local do you sit at the bar chatting to whoever else is in there or do you take Mr [sic] Dux with you ?"

I go with my m8 on Fridays. We'll sit at the bar, chat to some other regulars. Sometimes Mrs Dux pops in, usually not.

I'd always imagined dux as skeletally thin but based on the amount of booze he drinks (and assumed lack of any form of exercise because ungentlemanly) he must be quite soft and squashy all over

prob none for me. Or one turbo vodka and soda. It's all I need to feel just pissed enough (& not dehydrated because soda) #cheapdate