Have you ever asked how many people

your spouse/lover/partner/other half has slept with? 

Do you believe the number they told you?

Did you tell them your real number? 

I was asked this actually, and gave a very honest reflection of my account  which was that I had absolutely no idea anymore... this did not go down well

I was talking about this a few months ago with some m88s in the so called market and a couple of them were of the view that they didn’t actually know how many women they’d slept with because they’d spent so many drunken nights in the asian flesh pot red light districts.

don't ask questions you wouldn't like the answer to is my motto

a woman i went out with a few months tried the "all cards on the table" diddly. Didn't believe a word that tumbled after that

as expected, it is mainly the females that do not like to disclose this kind of info

I'd love it if someone I was seeing turned out to have a high number. Bet she'd be great fun.

 

Yes, yes and yes.  Think it was during a game of truth or dare b4 we hooked up.

 

oh I would disclose quite happily, it's a very modest number

I don't want to know tho

weeo

I'm unconvinced (by experience of men who claim to have a very high number) that shagging 25 or 50 or 100 + people once or twice makes someone a good lover 

Yeah my reluctance is more perception of lameness tbf clergs 

What if it's a modest number, but all at the same time?

I agree linda - convincing people to sleep with you and actually being good at it are two very different things

Fred Titmus21 Nov 19 12:28

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I'd love it if someone I was seeing turned out to have a high number. Bet she'd be great fun.

 

Just because they have fucked around doesn't mean they would be any better in the sack. 

I've known a couple of right old bikes who turned out to be a let down when it came to fun times. They were both hot & they knew it types & didn't feel they needed to put much effort into the act of coitus. Being allowed to fuck them seemed to be prize enough without them needing to engage. 

The best fuck I have had was not the best looking woman I have slept with & I regret giving her up. 

The best fuck I have had was not the best looking woman I have slept with & I regret giving her up. 

you should tell her this, I think it would be very romantic, almost guaranteed to lead to anal beads

I've done this in the past, when I was younger when it seemed more important and my magic number was lower.

Haven't done this with Mr Meh. He's said how many he hooked up with since his ex in the context of whether he was rebounding or not. But we haven't had the discussion about before all that and I don't really need to/want to.

Ask not to where the anal beads lead, it's alimentary

I find it an interesting subject but my other half     has no wish to talk about his history or mine, so we don’t.*
 

* One time I got drunk and bought it up, which resulted in him having a complete meltdown and moving out for several days. 

Never really asked and neither has he. I don't really care, and suspect he is the same way otherwise it would have been asked years ago.

An ex I'm still close to told me she got over a subsequent breakup by having a four-way. Didn't think any less of her at all.

I honestly can't remember but have a feeling that if you averaged it out over the 24 years or so since my first time it's still probably only 2 or 3 a year.

Hah! I didn’t even get started on numbers (fortunately). 
 

Yep, packed up all his stuff and everything. I said moving back in was conditional on counselling, which he got a lot out of and has been fine ever since. But I won’t be bringing up that particular topic again. 

That's 48 - 72 deeply unsatisfied ladies out there southern England

How old where you when you met your wife Wang? I think I was about 18 when I last played truth or dare...

'Zzette is well aware that I got through a monumental amount of fanny in my younger years but I don't think we've ever discussed my numbers or hers (which were probably not exactly small either).

Wang they weren't all in England and weren't all from the home counties.

Not since my teens and I realised it didn’t matter 

Actually I asked my boyfriend at uni if he had had sex before, after he jizzed on my upper thigh before making it any further the first time we tried to have sex

Yep to all three.  That includes a shag of hers after we first started going out then a revenge shag by me, before we called a truce because we did actually like each other.  We're talking very early days 20 years ago - it was a bit grey around whether we were just mucking about or a couple.

At least I think that's right - she could be out shagging now.

I am not 100% sure what my number is. Pretty sure it's lower than my other half's. If we have ever discussed numbers I have forgotten the conversation.

phoebe lol how does one end up jizzing on the thigh before even getting in the vag, surely it would need atleast a little stimulation

Presumably you've never seen American Pie, Tigerlilly

no I have, but I just thought that was exaggerated for comic effect, didn't know this sort of thing actually happens, I sometimes find it actually goes on too long and we have to stop for like water breaks

I've gone off after two plunges so could see it happening tbf 

ohhh this tigerlilly sounds like a proper stud. 

Im terribly impressed by his posting on here. 

IN fact I have a semi. 

 

don't have to be a stud to not cum on someones thigh before getting a plunge in lol

When I was at Uni this girl had me sleep over in her single dorm room bed but didn't want to 'do it'.

Being an excited fresher with not much experience my boner was very real & unrelenting.

With not much space to reposition oneself I was constantly rubbing up against her & agitating said boner. No amount out of cojoling could persuade the lady in question to go beyond anything but gentle petting & I spent the WHOLE night (And I mean every single hour of that long night) it a state of erection & feverish excitement.

The young lady in question was obviously a fan of early morning delight (or I was being rewarded for being a relative gentleman) as it became clear on her waking that the deed was to be done.

No sooner had she plunged her hand down into my pants than my feverish excitement became too much & I exploded all over her. 

So I applaud the gentleman who made it as far as the thigh & stand in awe of those who manage two plunges!

Did she give you a chance to get your breath back and have another go or just ask you to go and find her some tissues?

That was like poetry, I think I teared up a little. She sounds like an evil witch though, an entire night of tease must have been unbearable

i once had a girl offer to have sex with me while I was trying to watch the football, it was extremely tempting given we hadn't actually had sex before so I was tempted to go round, but unfortunately my team was playing so I was torn.....in the end I had a wank at half time, said i wasn't coming by and she never spoke to me again - my point is sometimes you just gotta knock one out

SummerSails21 Nov 19 14:52

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Did she give you a chance to get your breath back and have another go or just ask you to go and find her some tissues?

 

If it were some pron flick she wouldn't have batted an eyelid before licking her fingers clean & proceeding to help me find my second wind.

As this was real life I got dressed as quickly as possible and never set foot in those halls of residence again.

I still count her among my number because it was one of the most memorable orgasms I have ever had. 

Must have been the delayed gratification. 

I have also endured the thigh squirt at uni. So. Awkward.

lindaradlett21 Nov 19 15:14

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You're lucky you didn't get a priapism

The only pain involved was the torture of not having the sweet release granted to me. 

It was definitely caused by sexual arousal so no chance of it being priapic. 

i once had a girl offer to have sex with me while I was trying to watch the football, it was extremely tempting given we hadn't actually had sex before so I was tempted to go round, but unfortunately my team was playing so I was torn....

That is fvcking tragic assuming you fancied her. Also which team?

I did actually fancy her quite a bit, she was the most essexy looking person I had ever seen, she quite literally sparkled as-well because she had covered her face and body with glitter, we went on one date which was as tragic as my above story - did end in me getting some but the journey there was a shambles lol

but im an arsenal man, and im glad i gave it up to watch us get beat 5-1 by Bayern munich

i once had a girl offer to have sex with me while I was trying to watch the football

So you were watching a bunch of athletic men get hot & sweaty on the pitch when you are offered sex by a woman. 

You turn down sex with a woman because the prowess of the men in shorts has got you so worked up you need to knock one out & then get back to watching the men getting even more hot & sweaty in the second half.

Sounds like you might be ghey. 

FABD - it was the champions league mate and still 1-1 at half time, I'm not some casual fan I have priorities

but as Martial has pointed out it's pretty shameful

One time I got drunk and bought it up, which resulted in him having a complete meltdown and moving out for several days

You've dumped him now though? Right?

‘relative gentleman’ - is the bar really set that low ffs

Tom Linorder21 Nov 19 15:40

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‘relative gentleman’ - is the bar really set that low ffs

She invited me to stay over in a single bed. We were down to our underwear. 

I had to make some sort of move.

I'm sure if I were some rich famous celeb she would crawl out of the woodwork screaming #metoo but thankfully in those days it was fine & I'm a nobody with no reputation to tarnish. 

tomlin - i think you will find in a lot of circumstances, the bar is set much much lower than this

I'd prefer a thigh squirt to a two pumps and a squirt. That would be more disappointing than the former.

...meh probably saves you some much appreciated time and effort in the morning

...Meh21 Nov 19 15:54

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I'd prefer a thigh squirt to a two pumps and a squirt. That would be more disappointing than the former.

 

Shall we form an orderly cue? 

Heh @ the above.  Hehmax in fact.  

I once copped off with a new hall lass (tbf it was about five times, but this only happened once).  We were in flagrante after a night in Cindy's on the snakey Bs after an MC free booze thing with free fizz and stationary.  She had to pause proceedings to go and barf.  I lay there in full anticipation for several minutes and when she came back she gave me a 5knuck and it shot right over our heads and all over a painting by her ma which hung over the bed.  Think the second bast went to pink eye town.

 

wangs - i read that and i don't think i understood a word of it lol

I apologise for your ignorance and my wonderful prose

We were in flagrante after a night in Cindy's on the snakey Bs after an MC free booze thing with free fizz and stationary

I don't even know how to read this but it genuinely sounds amazing

I do recall a look of 'is that it?!' in her big blue eyes, as I climbed off.

Another time was in the Bedford Road car park in Guildford. Think I just wanted to go home.

I have literally just walked through that car park on the way to the station!  I may have your DNA on my shoe!!!?!?

There's little bits of me all over that town.

Also, don't go in Screen 7 of the Odeon in Basingstoke.

I cant go there again anyway Fred after taking my lil sis to see the remastered star wars in about 1997.  We went in the wrong door and she saw THAT scene in the crying game.  

"Dear brother wang, why does that lady have a willy?" Asked the 12 year old.. 

I've not seen the crying game, describe the scene please

If you really wanted to mess with her at that age you'd have said "all ladies do.. wait, you don't??"

You'd also have explained the gasps from the audience as being them impressed by the length / girth.

definitely a good way to take the conversation with your 12 year old sister

I was not asked by Mrs Actus and I'm not sure I'd have told her the truth. I had been in two consecutive long-term relationships since the age of 20, aside from a 6/12 month break after each of them.

This would lead her to anticipate a number lower than it is.

Thank god she's Catholic and so never asked

 

I'm more concerned that the Odeon in Basingstoke was showing a 1992 release in 1997. Either they were really behind the times, or Neil Jordan has a massive fanbase in Hampshire.

Pedantry on a thread about sex and premature ejaculation. Only on RoF.

a friend put it best

"premature? premature for whom exactly?"

 

Oh maybe it was the first new one then with jar jar.  No1 expected lady cock in our small group