A gift for a small child in the style of those instadriven k-romance swooshy April Baker Cake glace cherries parties

Can you recommend anything in this vein?

Sort of the EL&N of gifting but maybe less devoid of substance

No idea - but one possible option is one of those personalised books where you can add the child's name. The story won't be great but it feels more personal (despite standard books being much better written..) Children often like seeing their name in a story which counteracts the crap story effect. Mine liked this one and I've probably read it about 100 times:


We were also given a personalised dressing gown, quilt, child backpack, and baby towels with ears. I wonder whether insta types might go for that sort of thing?