Hello.
Today I take inspiration from roffer du temps perdu The Skiver, who used to run a blog called "you called your kid WHAT?".
Further inspiration was taken from a thread yesterday but I forget which thread.
The task is simple - posters must post a harmless name of a child born to them or their acquaintances.
Other posters must link the name to a serial killer, murderer or connection to the same (ie victim, pathologist etc.)
I will award 5 points for a serial killer, 3 for a murderer and 2 for connected.
as ever, the judge's decision is final and tb announced at 5.
I will start you off:
JEFFREY
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Dahmer...
?? Am I playing this correctly?
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jeffrey dahmer
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oscar
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Teddy
Incidentally, who gets the points?
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Points to fluffy, so.eone post a name
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First answer
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Pistorius
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Rafe
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Dahmer?
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Jacob
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To Stixta - Bundy
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points to goose
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(Oscar Ray Bolin)
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and judo
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wilde
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Hmmm. Ok: Ian.
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Brady
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Wang, totes not as funny as you used to be.
Barmaid I massively wanted to fook recently disclosed her name as Megan. Also the name of my goddaughter. Absolutely ruined that particular masturbation fantasy.
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Huntley
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pistorious was manslaughter I think. ...
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It's spelled "enhanced" tecco
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megan mcdonnell
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Tecco no1 believes u have had sex
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Good googling from diceman, points
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he said he wanted to and then found himself unable to w**k
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Correct - Ian Brady.
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I know it’s correct, I’m waiting for my points ?
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banked stix
Colin
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Michael collins
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Martin
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Stagg
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That is going to tricky
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James
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Cowell
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He has surely been responsible for serially murdering songs by getting wazzocks on reality TV to cover them with super-warbly voices.
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James = Jim Jones
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anyone know what the fook is going on?
wang, get a grip
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Can I have the points for Oscar, since Pistorius wasn't a valid answer?
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No
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Why not?
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My points. Get yer grubby mitts off.
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because
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ok, let's go with...
Albert
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Speer
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It was an incorrect answer, Goose.
Ref's a w**ker.
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or in the alternative, Prince Albert aka Jack the Ripper
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einstein
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I cannot give speer or einstein and prince albert is a stretch
but de salvo is the full whammy
next: david
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koresh
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err how is a nazi not a full on murdere
anway, David Koresh
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Mason
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Actually, not sure he killed anyone did he?
Son of Sam was called David wasn't he?
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I was full on expecting a my m8 Dave story at this juncture, Ronnie Corbett style from Wang.
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one of my favourite films is Spike Lee's Summer of Sam.
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David Berkovitz I think points to goose again
next, lizzie
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Borden
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Ooh, Lizzie Borden
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Nuts.
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Anna on the score board there:
Mary
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Wait, how did Goose get the points for David?
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Mary Queen of Scots
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Or Mary Bell
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Because David Berkovitz was the Son of Sam killer
famously caught by jack rea her in a lee hild story
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And I said David Mason before he said that
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stix -points for mary bell and an extra 5 for settling a text conversation
bravo
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dont worry petal there will be an audit
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MARY BELL
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Heh. I’m intrigued now!
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Timothy
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shite
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mcgee
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McVeigh
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Bradford
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McGhee (sp)
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I will have to check these in about 20 mins as going on a call. pls ref which first name
next round
bella
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Timothy Mcghee
Belle Gunness
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George
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George
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George Banks
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This is the worst Wang challenge I’ve ever witnessed.
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And I remember the ‘how much Tabasco can you pour down your jap’s eye’ challenge
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George joseph smith
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Quiet in the cheap seats please
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George washington
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Paul
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Bella is still open
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Bella Bond
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Paul Bernardo
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Paul Pot
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Bella Bond was the victim wasn’t she?
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The victim is connected to the murderer.
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Ok, Barnaby
(Another point if you can find the only connection I did for this)
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wasn't bella bond a little girl killed by her parents?
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wtf Barnaby!
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I can’t be arsed scrolling through 20 pages on Midsomer Murders, so I give up on Barnaby
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OK, I will call time in 10 and then tot up the scores.
Next: John
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big bad barn the smurf killer
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John Duffy
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john wayne
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john haigh
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