There’s something fishy going on

get of Rof!! Focus!!

*off Rof (obv)

Plaice it on hold for a few minutes

Or turbot up louder so you sound imposing at least. 

Just claim you had trouble herring them. 

Turn down the bass.

Problem with the line?

if hyoo was here he'd poat about his netnet right now

Did you clam up, or is it just that someone tried to mussel in on your bit?

I got a good scalloping

Well that won’t help with you coming out of your shell