First three things you’d do as the new PM

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2

3

Peerages for all my close friends.

Rip up planning system and start again with the ability to override nimby objections.

Grope some nice young lady from Conservative head office.

1. Machine guns on dover beachs, laser sharks and mines in the Channel.

2. No benefits. 

3. Any protests about 1 and 2 to be met with the army, who will be using live rounds. 

Then maybe cut some taxes and stuff.

1. pay freeze for all public sector employees apart from hospital doctors, head teachers and senior nurses.

2. cut corporation tax

3. raise income tax thresholds in line with inflation. 

Re reforming, I am pretty sure there is precedent in the form of the post interregrum.  I think it just read re Cromwell &Co: not what they said.  yours Chuck2

There's been a pay freeze for public sector workers since George Osborne 's first budget

"I say why are public services so shit"

Would you work hard for a literal take home pay cut?

Private sector relies on public sector so you've only fooked yourselves in the long run by supporting it 

GeneralLee gets my vote for policy 2 (not so keen on 3) with thanks to Clergs and CW too for realising that we’re not overpaid at the mo. Would be nice if my pay stopped going down for a bit.

  1. Introduce minimum immigration targets
  2. Require full transparency from all government contractors (no 'commercially sensitive' excuses)
  3. Criminalise manipulation of product safety testing
  4. Decriminalise drugs

1. Rejoin the EU

2. Repeal the Hunting Act 2004 and all Tory legislation since 2016

3. Direct military intervention in Ukraine and smoke the Russian forces; assist key people in Russia to do a Valkyrie on Putin

NHS: award lifestyle points so that non-smokers etc get treated first.

Education: double teacher pay.

Tax: top rate 35%.

Foreign: trade deals with English-speaking Asian countries.

  1. Sack the entire civil service.

 

  1. Put Tescos in charge of running everything.

 

  1. One flat rate of income tax and corporation tax at 10%.

 

I would also bone Carrie and post it on the line.