Favourite RoF poster of all time?

Other than yourself?

Probably Poppa Raggin.

There was also HORSE C0CK, but on reflection, that may have been someone having a stroke.

Cookie/Bertha/Nickers - his italicised wisdom and light-hearted banter has enriched my life beyond anyone's comprehension

BB is the most talented writer on ROF, should be writing  for Private Eye or somesuch rather than RoF.

Clergs in her pre covid prime was also brilliant.

BB, Gorlami. Octo is funny. And I also like RR more than I used to.

nickey, or whoever that poster was who used to moan that all lawyers had lost their moral compass.

 

Proper nuts.

BREXIT BREXIT

 

So many of his posts are works of genius that immediately lead to RoF's khunterati shuffling off quietly, completely humiliated.  Doesn't seem to stop them coming back with the same discredited nonsense of course.

I still have a soft spot for that troller (who for all I know is one of you regulars) who got the board all riled up by concocting these stories about whether to kick out his gay son, starting a jam factory with his friend and having a falling out, and occasionally post these genius works of microfiction, one of which, I remember well, contains the simile "night falls, like a quadruplegic on a trapeze." It doesn't even make sense but I am dazzled by the boldness.

Also, carlos, Italian Guy, Spurt, Clergs, Bailey, Sizzler, BREXITBREXIT.

It doesn't even make sense but I am dazzled by the boldness.

Classic RoF.

Lord Shaftington

who was the often-married chap whose mistress was at the wedding?

and the often-married lady who had a horse and carriage to claridges and then converted to become a 2nd or 3rd (concurrent) wife to a religious chap?

+FIRED

Trombo

"night falls, like a quadruplegic on a trapeze."

 

Just reminds me of "The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't."

Who was the poster constantly going on about living/working in Dubai? He/she was fun.

and the often-married lady who had a horse and carriage to claridges and then converted to become a 2nd or 3rd (concurrent) wife to a religious chap?

I’ve been here 25 years and I don’t recall that one at all!

25 years!!! 

Omg I first posted 18 years ago 

Sweet mother of holy moly 


I used to have such an e crush on Mr Coffee LOL - so he was my original fave poster 

Before I went rogue and shagged Italian Guy 😂

The guy who was v funny but sadly I think was at least depressed and sometimes threatened to kill himself. 

Who was the poster constantly going on about living/working in Dubai? He/she was fun.

You mean the cottage cheese eater? I also enjoyed that, but surely that comedy account isn’t even in the top 10

About the same time as me. I'll never forget the horror when I was told which rofperson was a colleague of mine.

Many smart and entertaining posters but BB is probably the best 

I think Scapey is trying to recall Gemstar* and perhaps Woolfie?

I bumped into woolfie the other year at wisley.  He's got a daytime job, he's doin' a'right

the only poster I ever met irl was OysterBay and she was relatively hot so I'll go with her

Just as posters, I miss artoo and Charles Weiss.


On a human level I got all kinds of support and encouragement after the death of my husband from many Rofers who’d known us, but in particular Nex, Chippy, Tamora, Trombo, Colston and Wang, so all of them too.


Sorry if I forgot anyone.

Italian guy and all his friends and relatives died from

Covid. 

Gemstar* and Woolfie are correct! and of COURSE Flying Wang must immediately be added to the list.

Thank you ladies!  Cheques in post.  Actually I don't even know if I have a chequebook!