Falling arse over tit

At 8am on a Wednesday whilst sober and wearing glasses for the first time in years. And being asked whether you're ok by an attractive, if short, younger man.

I'm not sure I'm over it.

How short? I mean are we talking jayerz/dudley Moore short or normal short?

Gosh, you're awake and not shagging your imaginary girlfriend.  Whodathunk.

Jayerz sized I think but I was traumatised, embarrassed and not paying attention.

I’ll imagine that we are meeting up tomorrow when she comes into town to do her imaginary shopping.  Sadly shagging imaginary girlfriends is quite restricted when they have imaginary children :(

And wow, that is short!  Still, at least he was thoughtful to provide care for the elderly ;)

I did pretty much the same thing tripping on a stair on the way into work this morning. Downside for me was that the person who asked if I was ok was a late middle aged Danish man.