Execution methods - UK

Signed sealed delivered or under hand which is ur fave?

Only as long as it is kept in humane conditions and given lots of fish

*twirls moustache and laughs in sinister fashion*

this time the triumph is mine mr buzz

You laugh, but one time I had to execute a deed on behalf of the Secretary of State and the client was running around like a headless chicken trying to find out where the seal was kept and people were going, "Lol, I don't know Julie, have you tried looking in THE ZOO?"