It only occurred to me this morning that I have absolutely no idea what the difference is between biological and non biological washing powder. Does the former contain some sort of Ariel-engineered cleaning ebola/aids? We use the non stuff, but I have no idea why. Who made these choices and why. Is the ebola stuff cheaper? Does it work better? THE PEOPLE MUST BE TOLD.*
*by people, I mean me. I could ask the mrs, but she would give me the "you fooking idiot" look
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Non bio doesn't have the hard chemicals that work, but better for baby skin, coz you're a sensitive soul.
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Faod, I had your realisation about 18 months ago.
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Aright hawking, take a slow lap of the lounge in victory
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When you smell someone’s fart particles of their shit are up your nose
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boo has enzymes in that break down fat
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* bio
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Bio makes Mr Gwenners come out in a rash so it's Fairy Non-bio for us. He is a well soft Londoner (unlike me, brought up with cow manure and non-pasteurized milk)
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I don’t know much about cars. Mr D talks about his mpg rate on his car and i have no idea what he’s going on about.
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Miles per gallon?
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Well i know that but he goes into the intricacies of it all and i zone out.
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He sounds like a hoot. Does he do after dinner speaking?
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Do you?
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Yes. No bah-mitzvahs tho.
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Probably for the best.
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