Just add Greg Lake and Paul McCartney perhaps. Flog it to  Woolies and HMV. You'll make a tidy sum. 

Band Aid - Do They Know It’s Christmas (original one)

Johnny Mathis - When A Child Is Born (if only for the spoken middle section which is hilariously weird)

Joni Mitchell - River (cos it’s beautiful) 

I'll remember your name just in case I ever need to compile a playlist for all the elevators in hell.

Run dmc

Elevators? In hell? 

The lifts in Hades 

Will be playing Slade's

Merry Christmas song 

Despite the torments that await

Your descent will seem long.

Mull of Kintyre - Wings

Another Christmas in Tartarus 

Avoiding Pete Waterhouse. 

Waterman? 

Oh Little Town of Bethlehem - Sir Cliff

Mistletoe and Wine - Sir Cliff

Valhallelujah 

Theme to Die Hard

Yes I do like a bit of Mistletoe and Wine.

Gary Glitter can appear on the Yewtree Christmas EP.

Holy Wars - Megadeth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpBt5FPAT1g

That one by The Darkness.

Darlene love- please come home 

Dean Martin- let it snow

Ronettes- sleigh ride

Shakin stevens- merry Xmas everyone 

The waitresses - Christmas rapping

Destiny's child- 8 days of Christmas 

Bobby helms- jingle bell Rock

Erasure - She Won't Be Home (Lonely Christmas)

A wonderfully melancholic song. Sample lyric:

She phones her mom
Says this time she cannot come
Don't worry I'm with friends this Christmas
 

Dad gets upset
But in time he soon forgets
Here comes another lonely Christmas

:(

Mud  - Lonely this Christmas. Keeping it cheery.

Steeleye span - Gaudete. Ruddy bloody brilliant.

Merry Christmas from the Family

Robert Earl Keen

Mary's Boy Child 

Boney M

December will be Magic

Kate Bush

Santa don't be late

Alvin & the Chipmunks

Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping

Low - Just Like Christmas

and ditch the rest 

Anal aunt

Step into Christmas - Elton John

Blink 182: I Won't Be Home At Christmas

Taylor Swift: Christmas Tree Farm