Dude! Where's My Trousers?

Scene: A country house drawing room

Bloop walks in.  Badman is in the corner. He wear a vest, green satin boxer shorts with a pattern of elephants riding penny farthings, shoes and black socks with sock suspenders.  He has a lampshade on his head.  He is standing to attention.  Male feet and legs from just above the ankles can be seen peeking out from behind the sofa.

Bloop turns to the sofa.

Bloop:  Phew.  That was close.  I thought he'd seen us.