The Duchess of Cambridge

Bollocks.  She literally paraded herself in front of him in underwear to get his attention.  I’m amazed he didn’t ask if she’d got an up to date vaccine certificate from the vet.

I like to think she’s flashing her legs in a ‘fook you granny in law, your grandson is a cheating aunt and I’ll be getting my arse out again soon just to piss you all off’ kind of way