So this is depressing. I am in a Middle East city (not my normal one) at the start of what should be my weekend (but I don’t fly home until v.late) killing time and have ended up in a really noisy sports bar which seems to be the only place serving booze and food around where I am. Punters are mainly Indian 20 somethings. I am in a suit and look massively out of place. I feel about 100 years old and very very tired. Entertain me you fvckers!