Does my bum look big in this?

Cycled to work today and forgot to bring any pants so have spent the whole day wearing my padded cycling shorts under my trousers. Been wondering all day if people think my arse is massive or if I'm wearing a nappy.

They're too busy being appalled at your disgraceful odour

Thanks Tom for the first laugh of the day today :)

 

Threep there is no stink as it was a chilly ride in this morning and I was pretty much just bimbling along so no profuse sweating.

Upside is that my desk chair has been unusually comfortable.

Is your uniform straining over your padded pants?  Would be ultra embarrassing sitting down in a meeting and hear the rip as your strained trousers part.