Do you let your kids use your phone?

Faaod I am not into yaoi (although I recall a rofette who was into gay slash fiction - I think involving characters from supernatural??? and no judging here) but how completely frustrating to not be able to have anything adult on your phone in case your bloody offspring see it!

Learn to do without like we did damnit.

Heh! That is a good rule. I get anxious even showing it to adults.


The jist is that lots of women like yaoi and consumption of electronic yaoi increases in households after children get their first phone. Data analysts surmise that this is because the mums are holding off until they can get their phone back to themselves.

Oh God,


They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

My personal preference of hentai involves tentacles and young girls.

(Up for the tide, replenishing fish stock in freezer and I am not happy about this time).

p.s. on the plus side I caught a red gurnard about 15 minutes ago and it looked like a pretty butterfly in the water.  I felt bad for a minute then I remembered how tasty it was so gutted it and put it in the ice bucket.

This be the verse. 

One of my favourites.

The kids aren't allowed on my phone unsupervised but, as I don't have any games on it and it's a "rubbish phone", they don't want to go on it generally.

Downloaded porn is very Laz circa 2015. 

A private browsing window and the internet is your oyster.