Is there a reason you need to administer a douching?

Staines upon carpet more like 

Heh!

The Beckhams would apparently not recommend using a champagne bottle.

Apparently.

But you'll never read about it, IF it's true, which is obviously isn't.

Ahem.

Which champagne house was privileged by such patronage?

Presumably Ruinarse or GH Bumm Awdit.

Try learning to water ski in just budgie smugglers.  That'll do it.

Just eat a bowl of dates or prunes.  You'll clear out all that undigested meat that totally hasn't been lazing around up your hoop because Gwyneth paltrow says.

You might want to stock up on actimel for after you've flushed all your gut bac

*resolves to buy a bottle of cheap cava on the way home tonight*

So none of you have actually done it....it's apparent from your answers.

Thanks for nothing.

making home made bum porn?

Is there a difference between an enema, a douche and a colonic?

Price and the qualifications of the person administering?

Bumingury maybe?

My sex worker ex gf who knew about such things said there was no need to go to any major expense. She recommended picking up one of those tomato shaped ketchup bottles from Poundland. Said it did the trick.

well Shooty, I never knew that, Google is a wondefrul thing

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That's my achievement for the day then. Spreading the good word, one ROFFER at a time. 

Rumours of champers up the arse is idle gosset