Descriptions of you by other rofers

Do you keep a note of these things?

I've been described as everything from clearly in possession of beer flavoured tits to the worst person ever encountered.

Whatevs

Muttley called me a terrible deviant (or words to that effect) the other day. Which I think sums up the general opinion. Apart from some aunt who called me a fake feminist.

it was a compliment Badders.

Dux's list is missing "Complete aunt" (everyone)

I know, Muttley, and I took it as such!

Abbster, it was Blue Iguana. What a auntinous cretin he is.

My favourite description of Badders is Sumo’s question about how to recognise him at pre-Christmas drink burgers: “Do you still look like a 1980s action man who decided to go work in a bank?”

At the time of reading I almost inhaled my tea.

Love you sweetheart, obvs (Badders, not Sumo - although I can’t get enough of Sumo’s tits).

love

Blimmin iPhone - random “love” at the bottom of my post there. Gah!

I’ve been called scary by Sumo and “much worse in person” by Feebs.

Although Dusty did call you "so cool she made me self-conscious".

I thought the Love bit was channeling Top Boy.

Sweet Little Petal? Did I? Too much gin.

Good lord. Hello Bailey!

I have been referred to as a human representation of Scrappy Doo (short and mildly pugilistic - at least verbally) and "jolly hockey sticks" (by Dux)

I've been called a "auntinous cretin" by a fake feminist.

I’m known for my sweet, fluffy cuddly nature.

It's more than you deserve. Now get back in the kitchen and bake me a pie, bitch!

Where have you been and what have you been up to, Bailey?

Descriptions eh, hold my beer

ducks looks like the love child of the hamlet cigar man that was abandoned at the offices of horse and hound magazine

Never had a description ascribed to me. At least not to my face

That's because people can't tell you, coffers and stru apart but don't want to be called racist over it

ML had always reminded me of an excitable puppy - especially in the summer when ladies are all wearing sandals.

Arrogant aunt, by just about anyone who’s ever met me, which is cool.

Sexy beast, by no one who has ever met me.

if any have described me I haven’t noticed, which is probably for the best

Earlier today: cray cray

Which is not completely undeserved...

‘Oh my god, you’re huge’

Of course one takes these things with a pinch of salt.

Spellbound called me some wonderful things back in the day. Unfortunately I can't remember any of them now (although I do remember Reggie's cement smile).

*actually, madders called me a trustafarian, which is quite funny

Chambers said in one of his posts that I seem to be "quite nice". Mutters and Bright Carver have said nice things about me but I can't quite remember what they said.

I would ignore anything Spellbound ever said. She went off the deep end and started insulting everyone.

The mastermind behind a passive aggressive secret egg club.

Never been called a puppy before. Not sure if that's a compliment or not

There's nothing wrong with being an excitable puppy ML.

Aww thanks Gwen. Not saying I agree necessarily

In fact ML you recently described me as "ace" (very kind) despite my love of coffee and hatred of tea.

I stand by that Gwen. Great taste in music too

Meant as a compliment ML.

Gwen - I think I said you're the best addition to ROF in several years at least and to keep posting at a point when you were considering not doing so. Stand by the former and glad you're over the latter.

That is so bloody kind Bright Carver. I remember now - you cheered me up.

I love Gwen too. And am happy to see Laz back. Tec was a bit odd earlier, are you ok? You seem to be very different from when you first joined and even from a year ago when you met us in London