David Milliband

Saw him on Andrew Marr on Saturday, a blast from the halcyon days when our politicians were reasonably rational beings.  

Such a shame he didn't win the Labour leadership - had he done so I am reasonably confident Labour would have done well enough to at least prevent an outright Tory win in 2015 (thereby avoiding the referendum) and would be looking at winning the 2020 election comfortably.

History is silent on his potential use of grave monuments and ability to ensarn bacon

Even if there had been a referendum he would actually have campaigned for Remain unlike the magic grandpa