David Gauke MP

have always <3d DG

note he didn't run this time because he knows he deserves proper PM

he didn't run this time because he wouldn't have had a chance, he's too much of a remainer

Ken Clarke is correct that both Labour and Tories made a serious mistake when they gave members the power to elect party leaders, because leaders that appeal to members are not necessarily (and currently not at all) leaders who will appeal to the wider electorate

Try finding someone in the HoC who does not satisfy the description "supercilious arrogant twat"


Cleaning staff and ushers don't count