cooler jobs than the one you have

Jetski driver at Nazaré.  i think that would be quite fun.

 

 

Person in charge of deciding who will perform at Glasto

museum curator

film producer

ah fook it, I'm an HR bod. Every job is cooler.

Good success story, I like AO.

Testing out holiday spots and hotels would be pretty cool.

I am married to a tax inspector. We do not win any prizes for coolness but are happy with our jobs.

I’m a solicitor - it would be quicker to list jobs that are less cool.

Accountant.

I met a museum curator recently. Not married to a lawyer though. 

Sails- I met a few of those from my hill dicks days (my first legal job back in the day…).

I know a few current ones.  Enough to probably get some fill in weeks here and there once I bin the day job.

Allegedly there are men in Guam who make a good living by travelling the countryside offering to  deflower local virgins for a fee. 

A good job?  - cool too?  Probably just a bit repetitive, tbh. 

There are some lucky people out there paid to drive steam locomotives.

Rick - when you get down to it, you discover that


- most people don’t have clients of their own
- hardly anyone has more than two or three

There is a bloke whose job it is to drive a boat up and down the beach off Nice. The vessel is fitted with a set of sweepers and it collects any litter off the sea. He seemed to be very concerned at what was happening on the beach when I was watching him as he had his binoculars trained on the shore the entire time.

Testing toys would also be cool. 

Basically, testing stuff would be a good job I think.

As a kid my dad ran a toy company so I did some testing and also me and my friends were an occasional informal focus group.

More cool than lawyer, you say?

 

OK - Assistant to the Regional Manager of Watching Paint Dry.

a friend of mine was a dive instructor on a liveabord dive boat on the whitsundays.

 

every week a new load of guests would come and there would always be one who wanted to sleep with the dive instructor.

 

after about 3 years he gave up and went to work on a building site. you can, it seems, get bored of ANY JOB.

 

Or get bored of being cracked onto by a sunburned slightly overweight lady from Brum.

Those dudes who spend summers sailing instructors and winters ski instructors

Safari guide (Botswana rather than South Africa, ftw)

A friend was the choc buyer for Sainsburys, chocolatiers would send her samples every day. She said she had to taste and spit 🙁

would love to be a contentious tax lawyer (again with clients ftaod Sepp) lol

Someone I used to be loose acquaintances used to get laid a lot off the back of working for a think tank. 

I’m not a solicitor 

I’m a driving instructor

From Johannesburg 

I met a "Smoke Jumper" a few weeks ago at a huge wildfire. An American who split his time between the US and North East coast of the UK. Whilst he wasn't there to actually do any smoke jumping (it's a specific yank firefighter type role where you deploy in helis and parachute out with chainsaws and hand-tools to cut firebreaks in remote areas) I do have to admit that my pelvic floor was twitching like a spaniel's nose for him. So, so fit.

As well as taking his job, I think I'd just be happy to be Charles Leclerc.  Racing for Ferrari, handsome, effortlessly unassuming, healthy, Monegasque, musician, supermodel girlfriend, can cycle to the Monaco grand prix from his house, jetsetter. To be fair I tick two of those already (it's just a long cycle ride).

if you're going to be a playboy , then surely Porfirio Rubirosa