i don't like gherkins and the sauce has lots of gherkin bits in it. If you exclude McFlurrys, I've only had one McD in the past 20 years (flying from JFK during covid and the ONLY restaurant opened was McDs...).
Agnieszka*, bless her, in 10 years never asked for a penny more. I headed that off by deciding unilaterally from time to time just to increase the cash I left out on a Monday morning. Usually when I thought about how much happier she made my life.
* Name changed to protect innocent saintly Polish cleaner
I have just taken up changing tyres. It was getting costly and inconvenient constantly going down the road to the tyre man, and the first time, not possible as it was a Sunday. I started with a an old tractor front tyre with a tube, easy to break the bead and then just a couple of crow bars to release it, very similar to a bike tyre. I’ve also now done a couple of car tyres, breaking the beads with a flypress, but more recently a few lowish profile 12” trailer tyres which were much harder work and for which I had to make a special tool that would hold the rim firmly in a bench vice. Even then, very difficult indeed, and the trick is to use several clamps to hold the bottom side in the well of the rim. I got yet another puncture in the trailer yesterday and rather than use a tube I’ve just ordered a set of mushroom patches to repair the nail hole from the inside. On reflection it is probably easier just to pay the tyre man £10 per change/repair.
One of the most reassuring things about rof is the regular nods to what is now a fairly obscure 1980s comedy. I try to get at least one a month in myself tbh.
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I think you mean popular, rather than common.
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Watched a Star Wars or Lord of the Rings film.
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Your Mum.
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1. Owned fish knives?
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What Marshall said re LoTR. Ditto Harry Potter (also the books) and not for any JK reasons i should add.
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What Marshall and Bailey said. And, foad, Transdimensional_Sex_Bee,
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Bungee. Skydive. Kilimanjaro.
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Got a tattoo
Watched Star Wars, The Hobbit or any similar fantasy films
Been to any of the Balearics or Canaries
Owned a car just for its performance
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similar to chuffy, watched any superhero flims apart from superman as a kid They are killing proper cinema.
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I just realized I have never rented a car. Unless you count the time when I paid for the use of my instructor's car for the driving test.
(I have to be honest; it was actually more than one time I had to do that ...)
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Been to a music festival
Taken drugs
Alan
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played tennis
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But pretty sure I could rectify those simultaneously if I wanted to.
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do people here have fish knives? I'd have thought that was quite unusual
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Rectumfy more like.
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eaten a big mac
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u should remedy that one, the Big Mac is a masterpiece
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i don't like gherkins and the sauce has lots of gherkin bits in it. If you exclude McFlurrys, I've only had one McD in the past 20 years (flying from JFK during covid and the ONLY restaurant opened was McDs...).
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Changed a car tyre.
Been to a strip club (voluntarily).
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What Marshall, Bailey and Pumpkin said.
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Never changed a tyre
Never read Harry Potter books or seen the movies
What Pancakes said about McDonalds Big Mac.
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Never driven on the right
Never been to a music festival (but am old)
Never been to Germany
Never worn earrings
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Had an accent
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TBF most people have never changed a tyre unless they work in a garage. They might have changed a wheel, though.
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argued with my cleaner regarding a fairly miniscule pay rise
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Employed a cleaner.
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Never been asked by a cleaner for a pay rise.
Agnieszka*, bless her, in 10 years never asked for a penny more. I headed that off by deciding unilaterally from time to time just to increase the cash I left out on a Monday morning. Usually when I thought about how much happier she made my life.
* Name changed to protect innocent saintly Polish cleaner
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Never been to Centre Parks
Never watched Strictly
Never seen an episode of Coronation St
Never placed a bet on a horse race
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I have just taken up changing tyres. It was getting costly and inconvenient constantly going down the road to the tyre man, and the first time, not possible as it was a Sunday. I started with a an old tractor front tyre with a tube, easy to break the bead and then just a couple of crow bars to release it, very similar to a bike tyre. I’ve also now done a couple of car tyres, breaking the beads with a flypress, but more recently a few lowish profile 12” trailer tyres which were much harder work and for which I had to make a special tool that would hold the rim firmly in a bench vice. Even then, very difficult indeed, and the trick is to use several clamps to hold the bottom side in the well of the rim. I got yet another puncture in the trailer yesterday and rather than use a tube I’ve just ordered a set of mushroom patches to repair the nail hole from the inside. On reflection it is probably easier just to pay the tyre man £10 per change/repair.
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interesting Q tbf
played squash
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Watched any of those Marvel superhero films
Been to Spain
Played or watched tennis
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held knife like a pen
said “I’m alright thanks” when offered a drink
worn brown shoes with a blue suit
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Heroin
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Any Chatham shopgirl on reflection.
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Never got points on the driving licence.
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Illegal drugs and skiing.
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Gone to the dog races. Eaten a kebab. Shagged a fat lass.
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I have never been on a motorbike.
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I have also never got points, but only by doing a series of mind numbing courses every few years.
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Illegal drugs and skiing.
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Oh FFS. These are two of the most fantastically fun things anyone could do.
Sometimes I just want to weep for humanity.
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I have never been sat on the toilet or eaten my greens.
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Never been to a Turkish prison
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Good to see Warren and I have nothing in common.
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One of the most reassuring things about rof is the regular nods to what is now a fairly obscure 1980s comedy. I try to get at least one a month in myself tbh.
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fvck me a lot of you khunts could do with getting out a bit more …
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"[I've never] worn brown shoes with a blue suit "
Jesus fvckin Christ
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Never played an MMORPG.
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Obscure, Buzz?
Surely you can't be serious?
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Been dogging.
Bought a used car.
Been tattooed or pierced.
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Voted Labour
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Slept with a fette
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Comirnaty
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