Colleen Rooney v Rebekah Vardy

https://twitter.com/coleenroo/status/1181864136155828224?s=21

came across this randomly and now I am 

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Does 2 factor authentication come as standard on Twitter? Just wondering if this is the new voicemail hacking? Would be great if Rebekah Brooks was all over it and finally got her just desserts.

Amazing all the twots beneath that seem to think Colleen Rooney is their friend. Never seen anything like it before.

Also the whole thing is a bit Daily Mash -  "Woman Who Puts All Information On Noticeboard Complains When Others Look At It". 

The excuse isn't that she's pregnant, it's that other people have the password to her account.  Given people have others posting on their account, that isn't unusual... and that does make it unclear who sold the secrets.

(me neither, in all honesty. Married to footballer Jamie Vardy. But I'm not a football fan, so that means fook all too. I assume they're rather wealthy)

On the one hand, I, too, bemoan the fact that society has devolved to the state where such an innocuous and frankly unimportant post on social media warrants such excitement. Truly, the potential of the internet to enrich humanity has been squandered, and Twitter and Insta are the worst offenders. Mediocrity becomes celebrity, stupidity is worshipped, it's hard to see where it will all end.

On the other hand: Mate, this is totes hilarious LOL. Bit of escapism, innit?

Would be great if they could get the IP address for the device logging in. Hopefully in an office just above London Bridge station so we can say goodbye to The Sun as well. 

trending

"Rebekah vardy"

"walvfij"

"colleen rooney"

"Jamie vardy"

 

tomorrow's front pages, nothing about Jolyon (not even  photo with him cut out of), just the battle of the wags

 

well this was the most exciting non-brexity part of the day until I left the house to find a closed film set with a load of security goons TRESPASSING all over the estate and a whole load of GET ORF MY LAND to Krept and Konan and their video producers. People have not been able to get to their horses and builders have been blocked in and I have been given the most BURNY insult by the nasty little queen director

Escaped09 Oct 19 16:11

a krept and konan video and it's way too good to repeat. cuts. one of the shits drove at me and knocked me with his car as well. nox bulbs a gogo

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Once more, in English? 

Probably Rebekah. They are both rough as, but Coleen looks like the 'lie back and thing of England' type whereas Rebekah looks like she would do nasty things.