Have you started with the coat yet? I haven't but others have.

Here's a fooking pointer - that coat that been in the back of your wardrobe or in a suitcase under a bed in a spare room - give it a fooking sniff.  Dude in a Nigel Farage speshul (Covert Coat) on the tube this morning and it reeked somewhere between dead homeless person and the sneaky turd someone's done behind Clergham's fridge.

DRY-CLEAN YOUR WINTER COAT.