Cannot. Be. Arsed. Today.

i so so don’t want to work

i have exhausted myself yesterday 

maybe throw a sickie? But boss is here in our open plan office, what can I invent/simulate? Diarrhea?

Tell him that you are bleeding quite heavily today and ask if you can go home.

If he questions you, drop your trousers and show him the string trailing out of your bum from the tampon that you have shoved up there.

Works every time.

Strutter, i am surprised a Calvinist like you would go such lengths to avoid work, and in such a feminine way. I don’t think that’s for me. And I don’t dare to ask for a tampon