Bruge?

Worth a long weekend at this time of year?

t's a fairytale town, isn't it? How's a fairytale town not somebody's fucking thing? How can all those canals and bridges and cobbled streets and those churches, all that beautiful fucking fairytale stuff, how can that not be somebody's fucking thing, eh?

One must gurn in pain as one imagines the terrible Irish accent Buzz typed that in.

It depends, did you grow up on a farm?

I find it stale and too for-the-tourists. 

Ghent has as much canaly-bridge-churchy stuff but it is a live town with industries and a university and a feeling of life, I prefer it. The Trojan Horse is a good bookshop and CRU across the square from it is a good foodshop and place for a grazing lunch.

Antwerp is even better again but if you are looking for a town rather than a city, I say Ghent.

It was full on Henry Kelly wango.

Hans, yer in da tree zone.  Will yer play or pass?

yeah that’s not the irishman 

that’s fiennes

best line remains “you’re a fucking inanimate object” followed by “i’m sorry I called you a fucking inanimate object. I was upset.”

The script of that entire film is perfect

I want to go and watch it now

Or the deleted scene - If I wanted a conversation with a cunt, I'd have gone to the conversation with a cunt carriage.