is this the new nuffink or leetle writing? 

"China + EU" = 40% of the market.

US only 20% so has to be their bitch if they gang up.

That’s all very well. But sovereignty!

I am loving the rabid brexiter farmers up in arms about their wheat getting slapping 100 notes of tarrif/ton 

Dey tuk ur bloo pussputs

Does Strutter get a little text from Donald Tusk every time his beloved EU is mentioned on RoF?

but but but ...blue passport

We could have kept blue passports all along. 

Oi! Do fook off with your facts 

mmmm, tasty tasty control

I love the government coming up with the biggest change to trading conditions since the repeal of the corn laws  with a few scribbles on the back of a fag packet with no consultation whatsoever.

Daddy, daddy - why does control taste like rat cooked over an open fire?

Shut up and eat so you can stand guard while I have my dinner.

Melodramatic much? 

Yes, I do actually believe that no deal brexit will reduce us to semi feral scavengers in a matter of months.

Ya great galoot 

Given your Europhiliac tendencies, it's hard to tell tbf. 

Your inability to see a joke when it is staring you in the face were already obvious given your views on JRM.

Dux must be a big jrm fan, totally his cuppa, right?

I mean, you say semi feral scavengers Strutts, and I hear "biggest leap in living standard for 100 years"

maybe this brexit thing is not too bad