3. I want to be Guy Verhofstadt's mate

Juncker probably smells of elderberries.  

I wish Angela Merkel was our PM.

While admiring Justine Greening's speech yesterday I realised I quite fancied her.

I doubt the people of britain

they scare me

Heidi Allen. Again.

I had a dream a few months ago in which Donald Tusk appeared. To my surprise, I found Dream Donald quite attractive and very charming.

Is there an official EU tailor as Tusk and Juncker always have good suits?

Merkel? You want millions of refugees to arrive?

By refugees I mean refugees / migrants 

he's got a little twinkle in his eye, Gwen!

the no.10 spokesperson has the worst PR job ever