brexit benefits
The Oracle of Delphi 28 Feb 23 22:29
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Northern Ireland has it. Free Access to uk and eu markets brilliant what an achievement of brexiteers to achieve that.

Free Access to uk and eu markets

NORTHERN IRELAND IS NOW THE WORLD’S MOST SPECIAL ECONOMIC ZONE!!

IT CERTAINLY WASN’T THE WORLD’S MOST SPECIAL ECONOMIC ZONE BEFORE BREXIT!!

Come on people. So far we’ve got:

- turnips

- blue passports (those very long queues really give you the time to admire just how lovely and blue they are)

- Northern Ireland being the same as it was before Brexit

- food rationing

- the economic growth prospects of a bacon butty stall in downtown Tel Aviv

 

Try harder people. 

got my new blue passport-hallelujah!

mind you it’s not the right blue, probably sabotaged by the french printers…

nonetheless no one could say it hasn’t all been worthwhile. we are a sovereign nation once again - what price liberty?

It is important that we don’t lose our nerve - the benefits (of which there might be many, but which I can’t really predict at the moment) may potentially become apparent in the medium term 

Easiest trade deal in history 

Trade deal with the US

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We will take control of our borders

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Sunlit Uplands ahoy!

there’ll be no livestock in the sunlit uplands by the time we get there - homegrown meat industry (lowland and upland) killed off by down under trade deal now acknowledged as shite by the man who closed it on our behalf. 

David Davis to host a revived Mr & Mrs, renamed Them & Theirs, sporting a nice floral dress and a beard. 

I posted the main benefit yesterday. UK men officially the most attractive in the world and Jeremy Clarkson voted best looking Brit. Therefore we lead the world in fat elderly bigots who apparently attract the opposite sex. How can we ever improve on that?

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Britain was rebuffed by the Biden administration after multiple requests to develop an advanced trade and technology dialogue similar to structures the U.S. set up with the European Union.

 

But fear of angering the U.S.’s European partners and the U.K.’s diminished status outside the EU post-Brexit have posed barriers to influencing Washington.

Businesses, lawmakers and experts worry the U.K. is being left on the sidelines.

IGNORE THIS PROJECT FEAR NONSENSE! WE ARE GLOBAL BRITAIN AND EVERYONE WILL HAVE TO FOLLOW OUR STANDARDS!!

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any.  moment.  now.

here it comes.

I can feel it.

here we go.

oh wait, that was just some trapped wind.

still, can’t be long.

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“In total, on a very quiet day, I wasted four hours waiting in queues at the UK and French customs offices. A trip that would, pre-Brexit, have been easily achievable in one day now requires three days to account for the unquantifiable queues at each of the four customs offices.”

Extra admin, extra costs and extra delays make exporting much more difficult for SME’s and there’s no help from UK Government whatever.

Brexit - the SME strangler

https://twitter.com/AJ99500818/status/1635555895043137537

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Did they finally find a real one???

The UK chancellor introduced a “new Brexit pub guarantee” which will implement tax cuts on draught beer from the summer.

The new measure will bring the duty on draught products in pubs by up to 11p lower than the duty in supermarkets.

Jeremy Hunt on Wednesday told the House of Commons that the changes will apply from August 1 and will be applicable to every pub across the country including in Northern Ireland.

“I will do something that was not possible when we were in the EU and significantly increase the generosity of Draught Relief,” Hunt said.

“British ale is warm but the duty on the pint is frozen,” he added.

I assume I'll find out shortly that this was 100% possible within the EU

pancakes15 Mar 23 13:15

I will bring the duty on draught products in pubs by up to 11p lower than the duty in supermarkets.

Jeremy Hunt on Wednesday told the House of Commons that the changes will apply from August 1 and will be applicable to every pub across the country including in Northern Ireland.

“I will do something that was not possible when we were in the EU and significantly increase the generosity of Draught Relief,” Hunt said.

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it's just a pity there is nobody to work in those pubs

Oh and he just announced the MHRA will wave through any drugs approved by the EU so there's another benefit, we can just leech off EU administrative competence without bothering to pay for it. 

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Your daily reminder that nobody who voted Leave has any business being heard on any issue. #poorjudgment #privilege #ignorance

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Who voted for it????? Enjoying your sovereignty?? Wot got done??

i only use mirth code now

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