Body horror

I think my hairline is receding

O god

Mine receded in my mid to late 20s leading to think I would be a baldy but like Laz miraculously stopped - I sense it is just starting again now though sadly...

Men don't lose hair, it just redistributes. I'm going full slaphead but growing cables from my nose and ears. One startlingly ginger one periodically appears from the middle of my left ear. Only a couple more and I could go full ear to ear combover.