Best bar in Mayfair for date with millionairess
underwhelminglyobese 22 Sep 22 17:35
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  • Serious thread - really
  • i am flying in this weekend
  • girl in question has wealthy family - fortune in the billions of billions - she in privately flying in to do some of London - she herself is sitting on tens of millions.
  • I am not a member of any private clubs in London - stop it. Just stop.
  • Needs to be sw**ky. Posh. Outrageously expensive for expensive’s sake.

Please advise.

  • I am not a member of any private clubs in London - stop it. Just stop

very sorry to hear this, you must be ghastly 

There must be a Subway round there to get a sandwich and then you can take her to Green Park with a bottle of White Lightning.

Canaryjim, if he sends us the pub name and table number, we can supply him with food and booze all night via the app.

"Another pitcher of Pornstar Martini for Sir, is it?"

I stick to the cockrail list - spicey fifty or a breakfast martini.

If you are very lucky you get to meet the great Salvatore himself, he is wonderful. And at 6.30 they come round with lovely canapes (in addition to the usual bar snacks they bring anyway)

So far I have donovans

theres also manettas and mr foggs 

latter seems common

manettas seems eh

any other thoughts?

‘You don't have a club?‘

perhaps he means he is only a member of one of the out of town establishments (eg The Hurlingham)

SJH - she sounds like she’d appreciate a good honest British fry up with extra black pudding. Goes well with Pornstar.

Seriously,  could you rent the Presidential Suite at one of the Park Lane hotels and hire the chef to cook in person at the suite?

CJ, heh.

She may appreciate a bit of ironic poverty, like Jarvis's Greek bird.

"Damn this Chateau Lafite" etc.

I’m a guy so I’m going to be paying; she is getting us a private flight soon after which is probably tens of thousands at least so even stevens

she doesn’t really like British things like pubs

Is this for a pre-dinner drink?  Or a bar with a restaurant? Or a post dinner drink?  Or a late, late after the party drink?

Who do you want the other customers to be?   Middle Eastern oil?  Tech entrepreneurs? Old money?  Celebrities? Bankers?

Sexyfish as recommended above.

You'll feel at home there biggie, it's just like some Dubai hooker pit.

Plus @ duck, where do you think Claridge's is if not Mayfair?

Sexy fish is the place where I turned up and there were three Japanese prostitutes at my table; I remember the place and I remember thinking it was so odd they weee Japanese, you don’t get many Japanese prostitutes

Clubs arent blingy though are they, and what if she’s in a mini dress and plunging neckline??

There’s the Rivoli bar at the Ritz too though it’s v crowded and you cant book if you’re not staying in the hotel.

Listen someone just give me a serious best bar suggestion in Mayfair - the best of the best, the place which is so sw**ky she’ll compliment me on my venue choice and be into me

"she doesn’t really like British things like pubs"

She doesnt like pubs? This imaginary woman should be dumped asap 

The Bar at the Dorchester is lively without being crowded, luxury without being flash.

Or Maretti’s at the Fleming Hotel

We normally go to 5 Hertford St, but it’s a members club.

Also the Baccarat Bar at Harrods.

Still pref Donovans though, you cant go wrong.

Sw**ky hotel = uniformed doorman with hat etc, can I get you a taxi, madam? Etc

the Bar at the Dorchester is closed and the replacement bar is called the Roofto and has 3.7 stars on Google :(

looks like marettis

there's a karaoke box on... Conduit street? Maddox street?

you wanna impress a rich date you take them to Archipelago and let them instagram some dishes they've never had

 

Assert dominance by seizing her phone and forbidding male friends. Have her shop for groceries and cook. Problem solved.

Can we all agree on what is the best please? I’m getting connault, browns; please can you kindly decide and then rate each on an objective scale making the metrics utilised clear for me? Can you kindly do this for me in the next hour?

Thanks.

Forget Mayfair, too many professionals.

I'd go to that bar with no name in Notting Hill that looks like an ordinary house with a big red door, that no one knows is there unless they know.

Honestly this isn’t helpful. I haven’t got a definitive recc with comparables.
Her dad is the richest or second richest man in whatever her relevant country is. 
I never said she was hot. Would I marry her for the money and divorce thereafter? Of course I would, this is what this whole thing is about. Although I am getting way ahead of myself and this won’t happen. I feel like a girl going out on a date with a rich old dude knowing the chance of really getting a big divorce payout is pretty slim but still worth going for.

I'd head for the Garden Room at the Lanesborough - cracking cigars and brandy/armagnac with the library bar good for cocktails etc.

Would I marry her for the money and divorce thereafter? Of course I would, this is what this whole thing is about. Although I am getting way ahead of myself and this won’t happen. I feel like a girl going out on a date with a rich old dude knowing the chance of really getting a big divorce payout is pretty slim but still worth going for.

How unpleasant. Hope you crash and burn. 

He stayed in with his mum, who made him a nice Lancashire hot-pot, and they watched Call the Midwife.

It's the bar at the connaught for me.  Lovely cocktails but f*cking expensive.

Where did you go in the end?

girl in question has wealthy family - fortune in the billions of billions

A mere septillionairess? Why are you slumming it?