Anyone seen a python?

the reptile variety

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-48824915#

 

Lock up your guinea pigs

I've seen loads, and once had one shoved down my shorts.  trufax.

they are totally harmless (as were the contents of my shorts at that stage tbf, twig n berries had retreated so far i had lumps on my skull).

was he shoved down your shorts?  could be a pattern...