Anti-male discrimination in detail

1 - can't give birth. A fooking amoeba can have babies but not me.

2 - willies look stupid

3 - the whole apartheid system of public conveniences

4 - balls being on the outside in a bag rather than tucked away in unkickable fellopian safety

5 - having to solve the problem of taking your socks off whilst in flagrante without looking like sid james

6 - the whole nostril hair explosion thing

7 - not being able to drink froze without unkind comments

8 - having to keep up to speed with at least 17 different sports in order to interact with fellow men

9 - putting the bins out

10 - having to deal with spiders

I tried to make a boy drink froze recently and he just ignored me and ordered beer

men are their own worst enemies

You forgot the ear hair thing and the crazy eyebrows. Had to spend a couple of minutes plucking this morning so I wouldn't scare my colleagues.

Big eyebrows are splendid - I look forward to the day when mine curl like North Atlantic waves crashing upon a beach

#3 is clearly not oppression. Have you never been to a place with mixed bogs? Absolute nightmare, fook queueing.

I hear you brother, preach.

I'd add to the list: 'finding it hard to look cool in your 40s'

might not just be men that one

socks off first

I find shoes before socks makes things easier.

"4 - balls being on the outside in a bag rather than tucked away in unkickable fellopian safety"

if you'd ever been kicked in the aunt you'd know better

What man WANTS to leave his socks on? Srsly

Well that is a wonderful image of your former chosen life parter Hooli, and you have all of our sympathies. Except maybe...

No it was by a toddler actually.

Except maybe what?

if you'd ever been kicked in the aunt you'd know better

HAHAHAHAAA best post ever

That is indeed the question I posed

I'm happy for women to deal with the spiders if men give birth instead, Wang, how about that?

Deal. *

*already has enough nippers

That is a shit deal people give birth zero times, once or twice (or three times if especially bad at learning from mistakes) but spiders are inescapable.

Spiders don't bother me but the idea of pushing a human out of my vagina definitely does.

I've survived kidney stones and apparently they are vaguely comparable to the pain of giving birth and I'm terrified of spiders so I'll opt for giving birth.