Anti-male discrimination in detail
Wang's Upon a Time 11 Sep 19 09:32
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1 - can't give birth.  A fucking amoeba can have babies but not me.

2 - willies look stupid

3 - the whole apartheid system of public conveniences 

4 - balls being on the outside in a bag rather than tucked away in unkickable fellopian safety

5 - having to solve the problem of taking your socks off whilst in flagrante without looking like sid james

6 - the whole nostril hair explosion thing

7 - not being able to drink froze without unkind comments

8 - having to keep up to speed with at least 17 different sports in order to interact with fellow men

9 - putting the bins out

10 - having to deal with spiders

 

I tried to make a boy drink froze recently and he just ignored me and ordered beer

men are their own worst enemies

You forgot the ear hair thing and the crazy eyebrows.  Had to spend a couple of minutes plucking this morning so I wouldn't scare my colleagues.

Big eyebrows are splendid - I look forward to the day when mine curl like North Atlantic waves crashing upon a beach 

#3 is clearly not oppression. Have you never been to a place with mixed bogs? Absolute nightmare, fuck queueing. 

I hear you brother, preach.

I'd add to the list: 'finding it hard to look cool in your 40s'

might not just be men that one 

 

It's not just the queueing, pancakes. The women leave those khazis in an absolutely appalling state

Segregated mens bogs are far more clean and tidy than any unisex bogs are. 

"4 - balls being on the outside in a bag rather than tucked away in unkickable fellopian safety"

if you'd ever been kicked in the cunt you'd know better 

Well that is a wonderful image of your former chosen life parter Hooli, and you have all of our sympathies.  Except maybe...

if you'd ever been kicked in the cunt you'd know better 

 

HAHAHAHAAA  best post ever 

I'm happy for women to deal with the spiders if men give birth instead, Wang, how about that?

That is a shit deal people give birth zero times,  once or twice (or three times if especially bad at learning from mistakes) but spiders are inescapable.

Spiders don't bother me but the idea of pushing a human out of my vagina definitely does.

I've survived kidney stones and apparently they are vaguely comparable to the pain of giving birth and I'm terrified of spiders so I'll opt for giving birth.

On the plus side:

 

1.  You can't get knocked up.

2.  No periods.

3.  The whole world is your urinal.

4.  Wank socks rule.

5.  Looking manly whilst doing DIY and other pursuits is vastly underrated.

6.  Society is still vastly skewed in your favour in terms of opportunities.

 

Just saying, like.

Yeah bladders (still loving this autocorrect) to counter all your points - boobs