RoF advice pls.
I'm staying in Cornwall for the week in an airbnb, owned by a single codger (not Teclis, as far as I'm aware) - I'm in top floor of the East Wing (!) and it turns out it was the dowager residence of the next door National Trust property which should have given me an indication BUT ANYWAY
Last night he asked if I'd like to join him for a G&T in the drawing room downstairs which I thought was very sweet (he definitely regretted this when he saw my dishevelled post-sea-swimming appearances as I go a bit feral on holiday).
Very pleasant, had a good nosey round the ground floor. And then, out of nowhere (well, a tenuous link to me being a lawyer) "Are you acquainted with Sharia law?" Then despite my response in the negative, he proceeded to crack open an annotated translated version of the Qur'an, directing to memorised paragraphs which indicated that Islam believes girls aged 9 can be married, parents can kill offspring, and Muslims must spread Islam by force. This turned into a rant about Tommy Robinson being the country's patriotic saviour and a narration of various Wikipedia articles about British people killed by Muslims. He's apoplectic about plans for a local mosque as he sees this as evidence of a caliphate. He's keen I stay vigilant to this threat.
Sadly I endured this on only one G&T. And I've got 2 more nights here.
My question to RoF is: what should I write in the visitor book when I leave?