3-ducks annual audit

Let's find out where everyone stands on the important issues.

 

Cats or Dogs?

Fiction or Non-fiction?

Cinema or Theatre? 

Mozart or Beethoven?

Beatles or Stones?

Mods or Rockers?

Cavaliers or Roundheads?

Capitalist or Socialist? 

Tea or Coffee? 

Beer or Wine?

Football or Rugby?

Summer or Winter?

For those who identify as ladies: Stilettos or Wellies?

For those who identify as gentlemen: Bearded or Clean-shaven? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cats or Dogs?  DOGS

Fiction or Non-fiction?  BOTH

Cinema or Theatre? CINEMA

Mozart or Beethoven? NEITHER

Beatles or Stones? BEATLES

Mods or Rockers? NEITHER

Cavaliers or Roundheads? NEITHER

Capitalist or Socialist?  CENTRIST FtW

Tea or Coffee?  COFFEE

Beer or Wine? WINE

Football or Rugby?  ASSOCIATION FOOTBALL

Summer or Winter?  SUMMER

For those who identify as ladies: Stilettos or Wellies? DNQ

For those who identify as gentlemen: Bearded or Clean-shaven?   BEARDY BASTARD

 

Cats or Dogs? Cats

Fiction or Non-fiction? Both

Cinema or Theatre? Theatre

Mozart or Beethoven? Beethoven

Beatles or Stones? Beatles

Mods or Rockers? Dunno

Cavaliers or Roundheads? Roundheads

Capitalist or Socialist? Progressive

Tea or Coffee? Coffee

Beer or Wine? Wine

Football or Rugby? Football

Summer or Winter? Summer

For those who identify as ladies: Stilettos or Wellies?

For those who identify as gentlemen: Bearded or Clean-shaven? Clean

Dr Mx Dux

Thank you for your reply.

Unfortunately, I am unable to accept your confirmation at this time.  Should my position change, I will let you know. 

With most moist regards, JM.

Cats or Dogs? DOGS

Fiction or Non-fiction? FICTION

Cinema or Theatre? CINEMA

Mozart or Beethoven? MOZART

Beatles or Stones? STONES

Mods or Rockers? MODS

Cavaliers or Roundheads? DON'T KNOW

Capitalist or Socialist? NEITHER

Tea or Coffee? COFFEE

Beer or Wine? BOTH

Football or Rugby? NEITHER

Summer or Winter? WINTER

For those who identify as ladies: Stilettos or Wellies? NEITHER

For those who identify as gentlemen: Bearded or Clean-shaven?

Cats or Dogs? CATS

Fiction or Non-fiction? FICTION

Cinema or Theatre? CINEMA

Mozart or Beethoven? MOZART

Beatles or Stones? BEATLES

Mods or Rockers? MODS

Cavaliers or Roundheads? CAVALIERS

Capitalist or Socialist? SOCIALIST

Tea or Coffee? COFFEE

Beer or Wine? WINE

Football or Rugby? RUGBY

Summer or Winter? WINTER

For those who identify as ladies: Stilettos or Wellies? WELLIES

For those who identify as gentlemen: Bearded or Clean-shaven? CLEAN-SHAVEN

You can't just say "neither" to everything. The whole point is to make difficult choices. How do you people get out of bed in the morning? 

Cats or Dogs? CATS

Fiction or Non-fiction?  FICTION

Cinema or Theatre? CINEMA (see rof passim re the theatre and people getting their willies out)

Mozart or Beethoven?  MOZART

Beatles or Stones? STONES

Mods or Rockers? ROCKERS

Cavaliers or Roundheads? CAVALIERS (better hats)

Capitalist or Socialist? SOCIALIST

Tea or Coffee? COFFEE

Beer or Wine? BEER

Football or Rugby?  RUGBY

Summer or Winter? WINTER

For those who identify as ladies: Stilettos or Wellies?  

For those who identify as gentlemen: Bearded or Clean-shaven? BEARD

Cats (Tabby) 

Fiction (Homer)

Cinema (Kurosawa)

Beethoven (string quintet)

Beatles (Paul)

Rockers (John)

Cavaliers (Rupert)

Socialist (Che)

Tea (Orange Pekoe)

Beer (Belgian)

Football (Association)

Summer (hot)

Clean-shaven (face) 

Dogs

Fiction

Theatre 

Beethoven

neither

Mods 

neither

Socialist 

Coffee 

Wine

neither

Summer 

Wellies

N/A

Cats or Dogs?  CATS

Fiction or Non-fiction?  FICTION

Cinema or Theatre? THEATRE

Mozart or Beethoven? MOZART (this question should be Mozart or Bach, to which the answer is Bach)

Beatles or Stones?  BEATLES

Mods or Rockers? MOD

Cavaliers or Roundheads? ROUNDHEAD

Capitalist or Socialist? CAPITALIST

Tea or Coffee? COFFEE

Beer or Wine? WINE

Football or Rugby? FOOTBALL (CLOSE THOUGH)

Summer or Winter?  SUMMER

For those who identify as ladies: Stilettos or Wellies?

For those who identify as gentlemen: Bearded or Clean-shaven?   CLEAN-SHAVEN

Cats or Dogs? Dogs

Fiction or Non-fiction? Non-fiction

Cinema or Theatre? Theatre 

Mozart or Beethoven? Mozart

Beatles or Stones? The Kinks

Mods or Rockers? Rockers 

Cavaliers or Roundheads? Cavaliers 

Capitalist or Socialist? Socialist

Tea or Coffee? Tea

Beer or Wine? Beer obviously 

Football or Rugby? Football

Summer or Winter?

For those who identify as ladies: Stilettos or Wellies? N/A

For those who identify as gentlemen: Bearded or Clean-shaven? Clean.

Cats or Dogs? CATS

Fiction or Non-fiction? FICTION

Cinema or Theatre? CINEMA

Mozart or Beethoven? BEETHOVEN

Beatles or Stones? STONES

Mods or Rockers? DUNNO

Cavaliers or Roundheads? DUNNO

Capitalist or Socialist? CENTRIST

Tea or Coffee? COFFEE

Beer or Wine? WINE

Football or Rugby? RUGBY, IF YOU MEAN UNION

Summer or Winter? SUMMER 

 

just had a thought, imagine being audited by 3 ducks!  30 mins work for show , then you'd swap notes on 4th century empires and the like and adjourn for a long lunch

Cats or Dogs? DOGS

Fiction or Non-fiction? Difficult but probably non-fiction

Cinema or Theatre? Theatre

Mozart or Beethoven? Beethoven

Beatles or Stones? Neither

Mods or Rockers? Neither

Cavaliers or Roundheads? No idea

Capitalist or Socialist? Both

Tea or Coffee? Coffee

Beer or Wine? Wine

Football or Rugby? Football

Summer or Winter? Summer

For those who identify as ladies: Stilettos or Wellies? N/A

For those who identify as gentlemen: Bearded or Clean-shaven? Clean

Cats or Dogs? Neither

Fiction or Non-fiction? Fiction

Cinema or Theatre? Theatre

Mozart or Beethoven? Mozart

Beatles or Stones? Stones

Mods or Rockers? Mods

Cavaliers or Roundheads? Roundheads

Capitalist or Socialist? Socialist

Tea or Coffee? Neither

Beer or Wine? Beer

Football or Rugby? Rugby

Summer or Winter? Winter

For those who identify as ladies: Stilettos or Wellies? Stilettos

For those who identify as gentlemen: Bearded or Clean-shaven? I prefer a bearded chap

Cats or Dogs? Dogs

Fiction or Non-fiction? Non-fiction

Cinema or Theatre? Cinema

Mozart or Beethoven? Mozart

Beatles or Stones? Stones

Mods or Rockers? Mods

Cavaliers or Roundheads? Still got ALF's nose

Capitalist or Socialist? Champagne Socialist (Non-Vintage)

Tea or Coffee? Tea

Beer or Wine? Wine

Football or Rugby? More of a rugby man these days

Summer or Winter? Summer

For those who identify as ladies: Stilettos or Wellies?

For those who identify as gentlemen: Bearded or Clean-shaven? Brian Blessed

Cats or Dogs? Dogs.

Fiction or Non-fiction? Both.

Cinema or Theatre? Theatre.

Mozart or Beethoven? Depends on my mood.

Beatles or Stones? Beatles.

Mods or Rockers? Mods.

Cavaliers or Roundheads? Roundheads.

Capitalist or Socialist? Somewhere in between.

Tea or Coffee? Tea.

Beer or Wine? Wine.

Football or Rugby? Rugby.

Summer or Winter? Summer.

For those who identify as ladies: Stilettos or Wellies?

For those who identify as gentlemen: Bearded or Clean-shaven? Clean shaven

Both, neither, both, somewhere in between, dunno. This survey is about as useful as an inflatable dart board. 

Cats or Dogs? Cats

Fiction or Non-fiction? Fiction that is based on such good research it seems like it could be a real account

Cinema or Theatre?  Cinema

Mozart or Beethoven? Meh

Beatles or Stones? Mehhhh

Mods or Rockers? Mehhhhhhhhhh

Cavaliers or Roundheads? Levellers

Capitalist or Socialist? Social democrat

Tea or Coffee? Coffee

Beer or Wine? Both

Football or Rugby? Neither

Summer or Winter? Autumn

For those who identify as ladies: Stilettos or Wellies? New Balance

For those who identify as gentlemen: Bearded or Clean-shaven? 

You left out:

Star Trek or Star Wars?

Indian or Chinese (food)?

London or County?

Lake District or Thailand?

Cats or Dogs? DOGS

Fiction or Non-fiction? FICTION

Cinema or Theatre? THEATRE

Mozart or Beethoven? BEETHOVEN

Beatles or Stones? STONES

Mods or Rockers? DON’T REALLY KNOW WHAT THESE ARE.  

Cavaliers or Roundheads? CAVALIERS 

Capitalist or Socialist? CAPITALIST

Tea or Coffee? TEA

Beer or Wine? BEER

Football or Rugby? FOOTBALL

Summer or Winter? SPRING (SO PROBABLY WINTER OF THOSE TOO) 

For those who identify as ladies: Stilettos or Wellies? N/A

For those who identify as gentlemen: Bearded or Clean-shaven? BEARDED 

On the basis of a binary choice:

Cats or Dogs? CATS

Fiction or Non-fiction? NON-FICTION

Cinema or Theatre?  CINEMA

Mozart or Beethoven?  DUNNO, DON'T REALLY CARE FOR CLASSICAL MUSIC AT ALL

Beatles or Stones?  BEATLES

Mods or Rockers?  MODS

Cavaliers or Roundheads?  ROUNDHEADS

Capitalist or Socialist?  CAPITALIST

Tea or Coffee?  COFFEE

Beer or Wine?  WINE

Football or Rugby?  FOOTBALL

Summer or Winter? WINTER

For those who identify as ladies: Stilettos or Wellies?  I'm non-binary so STILLETOS

For those who identify as gentlemen: Bearded or Clean-shaven?  I'm non-binary so CLEAN-SHAVEN

Cats or Dogs? - Cats

Fiction or Non-fiction? Fiction plus anything non fiction related to the Mitfords and their entourage

Cinema or Theatre? Both

Mozart or Beethoven? Both

Beatles or Stones? Stones

Mods or Rockers? Neither

Cavaliers or Roundheads? Cavalier

Capitalist or Socialist? Capitalist

Tea or Coffee? Both 

Beer or Wine? Wine

Football or Rugby? Tennis

Summer or Winter? Judo is a woman of all seasons

For those who identify as ladies: Stilettos or Wellies? Both

For those who identify as gentlemen: Bearded or Clean-shaven? I like clean shaven men; have never even snogged anyone bearded.

Cats or Dogs? Dogs

Fiction or Non-fiction? Fiction 

Cinema or Theatre? Cinema

Mozart or Beethoven? Beethoven

Beatles or Stones? Beatles

Mods or Rockers? Rockers

Cavaliers or Roundheads? Cavaliers (love the curly hair)

Capitalist or Socialist? Capitalist

Tea or Coffee? Neither. Milk or coke (cola faod)

Beer or Wine? Wine

Football or Rugby? Cricket.

Summer or Winter? Summer

For those who identify as ladies: Stilettos or Wellies?n/a

For those who identify as gentlemen: Bearded or Clean-shaven?  Goatee.

Dogs

Non-fiction

Theatre (except musical)

Beethoven

Stones

Mods or Rockers - Mods for clothes, Rockers for music

Cavaliers

Socialist

Coffee

Beer

Rugby

Clean-shaven

Star Trek (solely for 7/9)

Indian 

County

Lake District 

God - I am such a middle-aged country lawyer…

Did you ask me the same questions last year? It ses familiar. Have I changed much? Am I a stranger to my former self? 

3-Ducks does these things regularly and repeatedly. Just to generate some content. He doesn't have much now that the screenwriters have cancelled his 3-Ducks show.

The 3-ducks show is due a relaunch. 

But only on the condition it is trans free, and 3-ducks doesn’t mention Hants independence.

Cats or Dogs? Recent dog, but don't want to betray the cat so CATS

Fiction or Non-fiction? Non-Fiction

Cinema or Theatre? I like going to see the bear in the little car

Mozart or Beethoven? Beethoven

Beatles or Stones? Beatles

Mods or Rockers? Mods

Cavaliers or Roundheads? Cavaliers

Capitalist or Socialist? Socialist

Tea or Coffee? Coffee

Beer or Wine? Wine

Football or Rugby? Football

Summer or Winter? Winter

For those who identify as gentlemen: Bearded or Clean-shaven?  Clean shaven, presuming this refers to face. 

For those who identify as gentlemen: Bearded or Clean-shaven? 

Hey, this applies to ladies too! [Bearded]

If you can imagine the most smarmy media host, say Clive Anderson, that's what the short lived 3-Ducks show was. Only one or two RoFers went on it.

"But only on the condition... 3-ducks doesn’t mention Hants independence."

Sorry, that's a show stopper for me.

Cats or Dogs?

Dogs

Fiction or Non-fiction?

Fiction 

Cinema or Theatre? 

Cinema

Mozart or Beethoven?

Mozart

Beatles or Stones?

Beatles

Mods or Rockers?

Mods

Cavaliers or Roundheads?

Cavs

Capitalist or Socialist? 

Socialist

Tea or Coffee? 

Tea

Beer or Wine?

Wine

Football or Rugby?

Football

Summer or Winter?

Winter

For those who identify as ladies: Stilettos or Wellies?

FMBs

For those who identify as gentlemen: Bearded or Clean-shaven? 

Scruff

Cats or Dogs? Dogs

Fiction or Non-fiction? Fiction

Cinema or Theatre? Cinema

Mozart or Beethoven? Mozart

Beatles or Stones? Stones

Mods or Rockers? Mods

Cavaliers or Roundheads? Cavaliers

Capitalist or Socialist? Capitalist

Tea or Coffee? Coffee

Beer or Wine? Wine

Football or Rugby? Football

Summer or Winter? Summer

For those who identify as ladies: Stilettos or Wellies? Neither. Flats

For those who identify as gentlemen: Bearded or Clean-shaven? 

 

 

 

Cats or Dogs? Dogs

Fiction or Non-fiction? Fiction

Cinema or Theatre? Cinema

Mozart or Beethoven? Mozart

Beatles or Stones? Beatles

Mods or Rockers? Mods

Cavaliers or Roundheads? Roundheads

Capitalist or Socialist? Socialist

Tea or Coffee? Tea

Beer or Wine? Beer

Football or Rugby? Football

Summer or Winter? Winter

For those who identify as ladies: Stilettos or Wellies?

For those who identify as gentlemen: Bearded or Clean-shaven? Clean-shaven

 

sorry, missed this important survey

Cats or Dogs? Cats

Fiction or Non-fiction? Fiction

Cinema or Theatre? Cinema

Mozart or Beethoven? Beethoven

Beatles or Stones? Beatles

Mods or Rockers? Mods

Cavaliers or Roundheads? Roundheads

Capitalist or Socialist? Socialist

Tea or Coffee? Tea

Beer or Wine? Both

Football or Rugby? Rugby

Summer or Winter? Summer

For those who identify as ladies: Stilettos or Wellies?

For those who identify as gentlemen: Bearded or Clean-shaven? Clean-shaven