The Pandemic Lawyer of the Week will be a bust for all but RollOnFriday's most puerile readers.
Tits Gulbis is a finance lawyer based in Latvia. Because networking platform LinkedIn refers to people by their first name, Gulbis' profile page is an oasis for Viz readers and the childish.
The invitation to Reach out to Tits was impossible to resist, but Tits did not respond.
Suffice to say, people like what he's got.