In an inspired combination of business and pleasure, Kirkland & Ellis is currently advertising a brand of Viagra to future trainees:

K&E: Putting the firm back into law firm

As the spotter put it, "Doesn't sound so flexible to me".

Was it a hack? Was a sacked IT worker taking revenge (it would not be the first time)? Will trainees achieve the tumescence they demand? RollOnFriday asked Kirkland, but a spokesman declined to comment. Too busy pushing down an absolutely raging ten-hour boner. Healthymanviagra be strong.

Fingers crossed that boob-honking partner didn't get any.