Jones Day umbrella rationing shock
Times are hard and in order to pay its astronomical salaries
it seems Jones Day is having to cut back
elsewhere:
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From:
Sent:
To: Everyone
Subject: Umbrellas
What with all the rain I need to make you aware that
we are no longer providing umbrellas to staff at
reception. From now on you will need to arm
yourselves with your own umbrellas . . . . or the
Jones Day ones you already have.
In the past six months we have got through an
alarming number of umbrellas and this has made the
policy change necessary.
If a client needs an umbrella please go with them
and ask at reception.
Thanks
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But at least the firm is cutting back on umbrellas
rather than lawyers...