Jones Day umbrella rationing shock

                                       

Times are hard and in order to pay its astronomical salaries it seems Jones Day is having to cut back elsewhere:

  

   

From:
Sent:
To: Everyone
Subject: Umbrellas

 
What with all the rain I need to make you aware that we are no longer providing umbrellas to staff at reception.  From now on you will need to arm yourselves with your own umbrellas . . . . or the Jones Day ones you already have.

In the past six months we have got through an alarming number of umbrellas and this has made the policy change necessary.  

If a client needs an umbrella please go with them and ask at reception.  

Thanks

  

 

       

But at least the firm is cutting back on umbrellas rather than lawyers...

  

 

You can use the button above to tell us your news in complete confidence.