Solicitor shamed by own press release

                         

David Corker, one of the country's leading criminal solicitors, sent the following biography to the London Criminal Courts Solicitors' Association.

  

 
  David Corker is a solicitor at Corker Binning and a regular lecturer for the LCCSA. The 2004 Chambers Guide to the Legal Profession described him having a "pedigree which stands out by itself". The 2005 edition as "tremendously bright", the 2006 edition as "a business crime legend" and the 2007 edition as "having made a massive academic contribution due to his involvement on the lecture circuit". Colleagues have described him as 'a complete wanker'.

  

 

   

The LCCSA included this gem in a pamphlet that was sent to 1,000 lawyers to publicise a seminar, and it was on its website for two days.

  
David Corker - lawyer and onanist
      

Clearly Corker's planet sized brain can't be bothered with anything as mundane as proof reading...

     

 

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