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Deidre Dare finally goes too far
06 November 2009
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Deidre Dare, ex-lawyer and dirty novellist, may finally have gone too far after claiming that she likes to be knocked about.

The notorious former Allen & Overy associate was sacked by the firm after she refused to take down her smutty website. She's since landed a column in the Moscow News and has been developing a cult following amongst Russians with a taste for smut and bad poetry.
 
However in her latest article, Dare admits to a liking for being whipped, and for "ball gags, golden showers and the like". Warming to her theme, she also claims that being beaten outside the bedroom is also perfectly acceptable: "Russian men are MEN. Real men. And I rather like that. The human male has evolved to slap his slutty woman... so if you're hanging out with real men and you're a little slutty, you're going to get hit. Period".

And in a closing remark, apparently designed to bring an end to her fledgling journalistic career, she adds "When it goes to raping and pillaging, I say: Bring it on, baby!!!"

    A&O's Managing Partner, Wim Dejonghe, giving Dare a spanking yesterday*

As always, the final word goes to Dare's own poetry. In this instance "An Observation".

It is amazing how quickly
The hot tomato
Can become
The hot potato!

*This has never happened. Dare is the slapper, not Dejonghe. Picture is a RollOnFriday simulation of simulated events. Careful now mind how you go.  

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