Last week RollOnFriday revealed that Eversheds had commissioned a report which (a) suggested that the Magic Circle had lost its currency, (b) was noted for its unexpected use of the word "whopping", and (c) was plastered with pictures of a scared looking red plastic woman being stalked by a red plastic man sporting a bulge in his trousers.

A red plastic man stalking a red plastic lady at Eversheds, yesterday

Dozens of readers sent in their suggested captions for the graphic, many of which are too rude to be published on a juvenile family website. But some of the cleaner ones included:

• Wait! I've got a subliminal message for you!
• Is that a Superbrand in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
• You look mighty fine in those jeans honey. Ever going to shed them?
• I'm trying to look coy, but I'd really value his whopping tool in my Magic Circle.
• Jim just wanted to discuss his tool box of fee arrangements.
• Well, this is how pigeons do it.

But the winner by a nose was: "No, don't go - I was only going to ask how you can combine a busy family life with working at Eversheds".

Thanks to everyone who wrote in.