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And finally, puerile innuendo of the week...

A man who has admitted flashing his genitals in a Scottish supermarket is being represented by solicitor Gemma Dick.

61-year-old George Melville of Fife has pleaded guilty to four counts of "intentionally exposing his genitals in a sexual manner" in a supermarket in Auchtermuchty High Street. Prosecutors claim that he first exposed himself on 21st April, and that he repeated the offence three times in May before being caught.

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Gemma Dick has asked Cupar Sheriff Court to set a trial date for September.

  

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anonymous user
17/08/2012 09:54
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Auchtermuchty? Wear the fox hat.
anonymous user
17/08/2012 11:13
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Don't think his choice of solicitor is going to help his case much.
anonymous user
17/08/2012 12:28
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Not even another pun thrown in for the Solicitors most suitable name for the case?
anonymous user
17/08/2012 12:33
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He definitely picked his solicitor carefully lol.
anonymous user
17/08/2012 12:38
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I bet he's hoping for a hung jury ...
anonymous user
17/08/2012 12:59
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Perhaps, his solicitor can apply for an injunction known in Scots Law as an application for interdict.
anonymous user
17/08/2012 14:19
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Whenever a fellow called Rex
Flashed his very small organ of sex
He always got off
For the Judges would scoff
"De minimis non curat lex"
anonymous user
17/08/2012 15:41
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@Anon, 09:54

Auchtermuchty is a "blink and you'll miss it" kind of wee place in the Kingdom of Fife. It's near St. Andrews. Its most famous exports (even more so than Mr. George Melville, above) are Charlie & Craig Reid, better known as The Proclaimers, who grew up there as wee lads (having been born on the other side of the Forth, in Leith).
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17/08/2012 18:05
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Auchtermuchty,s most famous export is not Chic and Craig (The Proclaimers) but Jimmy Shand and his band. Jimmy played his accordion with great vigour at Scottish Country Dances. Given that the accordion is an instrument which falls beneath the waste not one to be recommended to the accused. A piccolo may be safer or the bagpipes as he appears to be proficient in his handling of the chanter.

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