Exclusive: Bonkers firm lists marital status of female staff
24 March 2016
A Ukrainian firm has published extremely personal details about its staff.
Law firms occasionally include lawyers' hobbies on their Meet the Team profiles in a fruitless attempt to humanise them, but shipping specialist Interlegal has gone several mad steps further and included their marital status. Visitors to Interlegal's website have also been able to learn, for reasons unknown but probably stalking, whether they have children and, if so, how many and of what sex. RollOnFriday picked through the KGB dossiers, sorry, profiles, to see who is still on the market, sorry, employed at the firm.
Karina's profile contains all the information her public has a right to know:
Irina has declined to specify for everyone in the world the sex of her children, the privacy nut:
Except for his name, Mehmet uses exactly this profile on Ashley Madison, where the 'foreign partner' note serves to clarify that his wife is frequently out of the country:
Sorry ladies, Yevgeny and his big collar and sophisticated tie pin are taken. You'll have to play airsoft ("a game in which participants eliminate opponents by hitting each other with spherical non-metallic pellets launched via replica firearms
") with someone else.
But Yuri Gagarin is available and he looks better than ever, forty years after returning from space and dying.
Strangely, most of the young ladies employed by the partnership are available and single. Apparently there was no tickbox for unmarried and attached.
Julia lied about her husband to get this job:
Kirin didn't, and with no-one biting she asked IT to add in her mobile number and spell out her email address.
Ukrainians, not always known for their tact:
The men are also invited to be judged. Although Michael's set-up is so rapidly sketched that it is left unclear whether he is married with a
daughter or married to his daughter. He looks the sort:
Fittingly for a country adjacent to/in Putin's Russia, the men's hobbies are stridently macho. Nikolai's gone a bit far, though, and hunts dogs for fun:
Meanwhile, Vyachelsav Lebedev's family can't wait to hear his daily ponderings on soccer:
Eduard's is the only profile which does not include a marital status. His hobbies suggest he's doing just fine, though:
: Andrey studied under a wizard:
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